Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails
Won’t go into all the details
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails
Won’t go into all the details
But once in a stupor
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails
Won’t go into all the details.
But once in a stupor
Proposed to a goober
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails
Won’t go into all the details.
But once in a stupor
Proposed to a goober
He’d trade Mary for a handful of nails.
An air-headed follower of fashion
An air-headed follower of fashion
One day succombed to her passion
An air-headed follower of fashion
One day succumbed to her passion
For wearing red socks
An air-headed follower of fashion
One day succumbed to her passion
For wearing red socks
On her curly red locks
An air-headed follower of fashion
One day succumbed to her passion
For wearing red socks
On her curly red locks
While a dominatrix gave her a thrashin’.
I once played a girl with a racquet
I once played a girl with a racquet
She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it.
I once played a girl with a racquet
She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it
The yolk I would throw
I once played a girl with a racquet
She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it.
The yolk I would throw
And hope that she’d know
I once played a girl with a racquet
She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it.
The yolk I would throw
And hope that she’d know
I like my spuds served in their jacket.
A stripper was climbing her pole,
A stripper was climbing her pole
At an angle that showed off her mole
A stripper was climbing her pole
At an angle that showed off her mole
The patrons all swooned
A stripper was climbing her pole
At an angle that showed off her mole.
The patrons all swooned
But the stunt was just ruined
A stripper was climbing her pole
At an angle that showed off her mole.
The patrons all swooned
But the stunt was just ruined
When a fireman slid down through the hole.
A gorilla walked into a diner
A gorilla walked into a diner
Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? "
A gorilla walked into a diner
Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? "
"I know I look bad
A gorilla walked into a diner
Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? "
"I know I look bad
But who really looks sad
A gorilla walked into a diner
Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? "
“I know I look bad
But who really looks sad
Is the monkey with too much eyeliner”
A woman I know was arrested