A woman I know was arrested
And after her blood had been tested
A woman I know was arrested
And after her blood had been tested
It showed something odd
A woman I know was arrested
And after her blood had been tested
It showed something odd
And smelt like the pod
A woman I know was arrested
And after her blood had been tested
It showed something odd
And smelt like the pod
Of the ET she had molested.
The seven dwarves had a firm rule
The seven dwarves had a firm rule
To never lay blame on their tool.
The seven dwarfs had a firm rule:
“No dwarf-on-dwarf fun in the pool!”
The seven dwarves had a firm rule
To never lay blame on their tool.
Or talk about toss club
The seven dwarves had a firm rule
To never lay blame on their tool.
Or talk about toss club
Or the baths in the moss tub
Great repair job!
I was just getting to enter this before yours appeared.
I think it might’ve been pretty close to a dead-heat, above.
So, I will withdraw.
However, this something like I thought we were moving towards -
*The seven dwarves had a firm rule;
To never lay blame on their tool.
So, Dopey had no right
To point his at Snow White
And leave the others wading in drool. *
The seven dwarves had a firm rule
To never lay blame on their tool.
Or talk about toss club
Or the baths in the moss tub
With Snow white, when she finished school.
Hoopy, (or anyone else who’s quicker) please start the next one…
As Spiderman swung from a thread
As Spiderman swung from a thread
The thought never entered his head -
As Spiderman swung from a thread
The thought never entered his head -
"Sure Mary Jane is fine
As Spiderman swung from a thread
The thought never entered his head -
"Sure Mary Jane is fine
But since I’ve hung on this line
As Spiderman swung from a thread
The thought never entered his head -
“Sure Mary Jane is fine
But since I’ve hung on this line
My ass has been permanently red”.
A nun went flying in a glider
A nun went flying in a glider
With a fat cardinal sat besider
A nun went flying in a glider
With a fat cardinal sat besider.
"Well, this is absurd
A nun went flying in a glider
With a fat cardinal sat besider.
“Well, this is absurd”
(The screen was all blurred)
A nun went flying in a glider
With a fat cardinal sat besider.
“Well, this is absurd”
(The screen was all blurred)
And she looked like that handyman Schneider
The maestro last night split his pants
For some strange reason, I was thinking …
A nun went flying in a glider
With a fat cardinal sat besider.
“Well, this is absurd”
(The screen was all blurred)
***And there was the red man bestrider. ***
The maestro last night split his pants
As he bowed to the packed audience.