You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy?
Their behavior is often quite racy.
Their dresses are quirky
Their nipples are perky
You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy?
Their behavior is often quite racy.
Their dresses are quirky
Their nipples are perky
And their see-through dresses are quite lacy
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo
Boo got the runs
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo
Boo got the runs
I forgot to bring guns
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo
Boo got the runs
I forgot to bring guns
but I wished I forgot to bring you
There was an old lady named Ethel
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo
Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo.
Boo got the runs,
I forgot to bring guns –
And you played the didgeridoo.
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
-“BB”-
[Gotta check for those pesky ninjas BB…]
There was an old lady named Ethel
Who made a bad deal with the devil
There was an old lady named Ethel
Who made a bad deal with the devil
Her wrinkly skin
There was an old lady named Ethel
Who made a bad deal with the devil
Her wrinkly skin
Exchanged for a sin
There was an old lady named Ethel
Who made a bad deal with the devil
Her wrinkly skin
Exchanged for a sin
Mad everything not on the level.
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
“When I pee in the toilet, it foams”
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
“When I pee in the toilet, it foams”
And smells like a skunk
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
“When I pee in the toilet, it foams”
And smells like a skunk
“Would you please check my junk?”
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes,
“When I pee in the toilet, it foams
And smells like a skunk.
Would you please check my junk?
And maybe my Y chromosomes?"
I just bought the rings off of Saturn
I just bought the rings off of Saturn
From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne
I just bought the rings off of Saturn
From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne
He smiled so pretty
I just bought the rings off of Saturn
From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne
He smiled so pretty
But looked so itty bitty
I just bought the rings off of Saturn
From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne
He smiled so pretty
But looked so itty bitty
His offer I just couldn’t spurn
My wife has a thing about cheese
My wife has a thing about cheese
She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees