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My wife has a thing about cheese
She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees
Or so I’ve been told

5551

My wife has a thing about cheese
She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees
Or so I’ve been told
That she uses the mold

5552

My wife has a thing about cheese
She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees
Or so I’ve been told
That she uses the mold
To keep at bay all of the fleas

John McGurdy had a talking parrot

5553

John McGurdy had a talking parrot
with language so foul I just cannot share it

5554

John McGurdy had a talking parrot
with language so foul I just cannot share it
But it went on TV

5555

John McGurdy had a talking parrot
with language so foul I just cannot share it
But it went on TV
And it horrified me

5556

John McGurdy had a talking parrot
with language so foul I just cannot share it
But it went on TV
And it horrified me
When it told what John did with a carrot

In the stillness just before dawn

5557

In the stillness just before dawn
I do something odd on the lawn

5558

In the stillness just before dawn
I do something odd on the lawn
I go out in the buff

5559

In the stillness just before dawn
I do something odd on the lawn
I go out in the buff
And squeal just loud enough

5560

In the stillness just before dawn
I do something odd on the lawn
I go out in the buff
And squeal just loud enough
so my wife doesn’t know that I’m gone

I’m not afraid to tell you this

5561

I’m not afraid to tell you this
But it burns whenever I piss

5562

I’m not afraid to tell you this
But it burns whenever I piss
A real flamethrower

5563

I’m not afraid to tell you this
But it burns whenever I piss
A real flamethrower
My pain tolerance? Lower

5564

I’m not afraid to tell you this
But it burns whenever I piss
A real flamethrower
My pain tolerance? Lower.
And look back fondly on my bris.

A Golden Age is nigh, I hear

5565

A Golden Age is nigh, I hear
But not for everybody here

5566

A Golden Age is nigh, I hear
But not for everybody here
Only the faithful will be saved

5567

A Golden Age is nigh, I hear
But not for everybody here
Only the faithful will be saved
The rest will find themselves enslaved

5568

A Golden Age is nigh, I hear
But not for everybody here
Only the faithful will be saved
The rest will find themselves enslaved
And forced to buy the beer

There once was a Martian named Todd

5569

There once was a Martian named Todd,
Who was facing a firing squad