There once was a Martian named Todd,
Who was facing a firing squad
For myriad crimes
There once was a Martian named Todd,
Who was facing a firing squad
For myriad crimes
Like torturing all the limes
There once was a Martian named Todd,
Who was facing a firing squad
For myriad crimes
Like torturing all the limes
and praying to a multi-armed god
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor
But what she saw this week shocked her
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor
But what she saw this week shocked her
Deep in my navel
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor
But what she saw this week shocked her
Deep in my navel
There grows a witch hazel
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor
But what she saw this week shocked her
Deep in my navel
There grows a witch hazel
Emitting a fine scent for my nasals
One day I went to my witch doctor
One day I went to my witch doctor
But alas! The AMA had blocked her
One day I went to my witch doctor
But alas! The AMA had blocked her
So she left the profession
One day I went to my witch doctor
But alas! The AMA had blocked her
So she left the profession
Weird fungi her obsession
One day I went to my witch doctor
But alas! The AMA had blocked her
So she left the profession
Weird fungi her obsession
Micologists everywhere mocked her
I eat just one raisin for breakfast
I eat just one raisin for breakfast
And for lunch a single pea to ingest
I eat just one raisin for breakfast
And for lunch a single pea to ingest
For dinner, a sprout
I eat just one raisin for breakfast
And for lunch a single pea to ingest
For dinner, a sprout
Did I leave anything out?
I eat just one raisin for breakfast
And for lunch a single pea to ingest
For dinner, a sprout
Did I leave anything out?
Oh… half a sugar lump just before bedrest
The people are happy in Florida
The people are happy in Florida
Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah
The people are happy in Florida
Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah
He’ll come out of his cave
The people are happy in Florida
Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah
He’ll come out of his cave
And dance at a rave
The people are happy in Florida
Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah
He’ll come out of his cave
And dance at a rave
And don his panties and a bra
I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa
I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa
Though many might find it improppa’