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I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa
Though many might find it improppa’
I’d wear a red bow

5591

I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa
Though many might find it improppa’
I’d wear a red bow
And i’d curtsy real low

-“BB”-

5592

I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa
Though many might find it improppa’
I’d wear a red bow
And i’d curtsy real low
And Ma would collapse from the shock’a

The end of the world is approaching

5593

The end of the world is approaching
So the subject of bunkers I’m broaching

5594

The end of the world is approaching
So the subject of bunkers I’m broaching
My wife seems to think

5595

The end of the world is approaching
So the subject of bunkers I’m broaching
My wife seems to think
We need beer to drink

5596

The end of the world is approaching
So the subject of bunkers I’m broaching
My wife seems to think
We need beer to drink
But I don’t want the neighbors encroaching

I’ve been told that my brain is too big

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I’ve been told that my brain is too big
So I can’t find a sizable wig

5598

I’ve been told that my brain is too big
So I can’t find a sizable wig
But a dead dog I found

5599

I’ve been told that my brain is too big
So I can’t find a sizable wig
But a dead dog I found
A furry old hound

5600

I’ve been told that my brain is too big
So I can’t find a sizable wig
But a dead dog I found
A furry old hound
Makes for an adequate rig

There was a tall man from Detroit

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There was a tall man from Detroit
At B-ball he was more than adroit

5602

There was a tall man from Detroit
At B-ball he was more than adroit
But he could not dunk

5603

There was a tall man from Detroit
At B-ball he was more than adroit
But he could not dunk
Due to lead in his junk

5604

There was a tall man from Detroit
At B-ball he was more than adroit
But he could not dunk
Due to lead in his junK
Plus he just never learned to enjoy it

Ethel was lactose intolerant

5605

Ethel was lactose intolerant
Her nocturnal farts were prepondurant

5606

Ethel was lactose intolerant
Her nocturnal farts were prepondurant
But she loved ice cream

5607

Ethel was lactose intolerant
Her nocturnal farts were prepondurant
But she loved ice cream
Her consumption extreme

5608

Ethel was lactose intolerant
Her nocturnal farts were preponderant
But she loved ice cream
Her consumption extreme
And don’t get me started on the eggplant

[fixed typo in line 2]

My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver

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My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver.
And yet he remains an arriver