Loopy Limericks

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5610

My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver.
And yet he remains an arriver
I wish he’d stay home

5611

My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver.
And yet he remains an arriver
I wish he’d stay home
And just polish his chrome

5612

My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver.
And yet he remains an arriver
I wish he’d stay home
And just polish his chrome
So the rest of us can stay aliver

I had a fun date with Melissa

5613

I had a fun date with Melissa.
That girl is one hell of a kissa!

-“BB”-

5614

I had a fun date with Melissa.
That girl is one hell of a kissa!
She puckers her lips

5615

I had a fun date with Melissa.
That girl is one hell of a kissa!
She puckers her lips
And then takes generous sips

5616

I had a fun date with Melissa.
That girl is one hell of a kissa!
She puckers her lips
And then takes generous sips
of a strong antiviral elixir

I have a strong odor about me

5617

I have a strong odor about me
Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee

5618

I have a strong odor about me
Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee
My friends hold their noses

5619

I have a strong odor about me
Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee
My friends hold their noses
And inhale pungent roses

5620

I have a strong odor about me
Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee
My friends hold their noses
And inhale pungent roses
But mostly they just leave me be

L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth

5621

L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth
Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath

5622

L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth
Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath
They’re all very sharp

5623

L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth
Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath
They’re all very sharp
And resonate like a harp

5624

L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth
Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath
They’re all very sharp
And resonate like a harp
They sing when they enter the sheath

There once was a ghost who said boo

5625

There once was a ghost who said boo
To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who

5626

There once was a ghost who said boo
To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who
They weren’t all that scary

5627

There once was a ghost who said boo
To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who
They weren’t all that scary
At least not like Larry

5628

There once was a ghost who said boo
To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who
They weren’t all that scary
At least not like Larry
Whose head is attached somewhat askew

I have a pet zombie in my basement

5629

I have a pet zombie in my basement
Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement