Loopy Limericks

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I have a pet zombie in my basement
Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement
He keeps losing fingers

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I have a pet zombie in my basement
Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement
He keeps losing fingers
And his aroma lingers

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I have a pet zombie in my basement
Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement
He keeps losing fingers
And his aroma lingers
He eats brains but otherwise is a true gent

I bought my best friend a new car

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I bought my best friend a new car
Now he can drive me to the bar

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I bought my best friend a new car
Now he can drive me to the bar
I totaled my Prius

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I bought my best friend a new car
Now he can drive me to the bar
I totaled my Prius
Because as a genius

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I bought my best friend a new car
Now he can drive me to the bar
I totaled my Prius
Because as a genius
I tried driving it through the abattoir

I wish I had a choo choo train

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I wish I had a choo choo train
I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain

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I wish I had a choo choo train
I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain
Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip

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I wish I had a choo choo train
I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain
Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip
The train and I might need a ship

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I wish I had a choo choo train
I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain
Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip
The train and I might need a ship
Good luck loading it onto an airplane

My marriage is now on the rocks

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My marriage is now on the rocks
I’ve collected my things in a box

5642

My marriage is now on the rocks
I’ve collected my things in a box
I’ll walk out the door

5643

My marriage is now on the rocks
I’ve collected my things in a box
I’ll walk out the door
Have a drink with my old chum Eeyore

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My marriage is now on the rocks
I’ve collected my things in a box
I’ll walk out the door
Have a drink with my old chum Eeyore
Then hire a whore from down the docks

A giggling young lass from New York

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A giggling young lass from New York
Ate all her ice cream with a spork

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A giggling young lass from New York
Ate all her ice cream with a spork
Gripped it with her toes

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A giggling young lass from New York
Ate all her ice cream with a spork
Gripped it with her toes
Said a prayer, I suppose

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A giggling young lass from New York
Ate all her ice cream with a spork
Gripped it with her toes
Said a prayer, I suppose
Before sprinkling it with bits of pork

My brother Wilbur is dating a pig

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My brother Wilbur is dating a pig
It has dimples and wears a blonde wig