Way out in the wild, wild West
There aren’t many men well-dressed.
And buffalo roam
Right through your home
To ensure that your clothes are all pressed
In Texas they don’t like us yanks
In Texas they don’t like us yanks
So it’s tempting to play on them some pranks
In Texas they don’t like us yanks
So it’s tempting to play on them some pranks.
But these simple folks
In Texas they don’t like us yanks
So it’s tempting to play on them some pranks.
But these simple folks
Are suckers for jokes
In Texas they don’t like us yanks
So it’s tempting to play on them some pranks.
But these simple folks
Are suckers for jokes.
It’s why the Bush family joined their ranks.
My Uncle once told me he knew
My Uncle once told me he knew
The violent art of kung fu.
My Uncle once told me he knew
The violent art of kung fu.
But I didn’t like much
My Uncle once told me he knew
The violent art of kung fu.
But I didn’t like much
The kick to the crotch
My Uncle once told me he knew
The violent art of kung fu.
But I didn’t like much
The kick to the crotch.
Let’s face it, few of us do.
An actor named Oliver Reed
An actor named Oliver Reed
Muffed his lines, then he peed.
An actor named Oliver Reed
Muffed his lines, then he peed.
It wasn’t his day,
An actor named Oliver Reed
Muffed his lines, then he peed.
It wasn’t his day,
So he drank Tanqueray
An actor named Oliver Reed
Muffed his lines, then he peed.
It wasn’t his day,
So he drank Tanqueray
And he changed to some trousers of tweed
A baker named Joe caused a fire
Great ones!
A baker named Joe caused a fire
He said he had a burning desire
A baker named Joe caused a fire
He said he had a burning desire.
But I don’t think it wise
A baker named Joe caused a fire
He said he had a burning desire.
But I don’t think it wise
No matter how hard he tries
A baker named Joe caused a fire
He said he had a burning desire.
But I don’t think it wise
No matter how hard he tries
To warm up his socks in the fryer.
The pox-doctor’s clerk was impressed
The pox-doctor’s clerk was impressed
By the way I resisted arrest
The pox-doctor’s clerk was impressed
By the way I resisted arrest
I applied Vaseline
The pox-doctor’s clerk was impressed
By the way I resisted arrest
I applied Vaseline
And supplied gasoline