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5910

My phone battery’s now very low
And my web browsing’s getting quite slow
I think that it’s dying

5911

My phone battery’s now very low
And my web browsing’s getting quite slow
I think that it’s dying
Which starts me to sighing

5912

My phone battery’s now very low
And my web browsing’s getting quite slow
I think that it’s dying
Which starts me to sighing
Stupid 21st century buggy gizmo

AI doesn’t frighten me in the least

5913

AI doesn’t frighten me in the least
It’s not the reason my brow is creased

5914

AI doesn’t frighten me in the least
It’s not the reason my brow is creased
Times are getting hard

5915

AI doesn’t frighten me in the least
It’s not the reason my brow is creased
Times are getting hard
And my best credit card

5916

AI doesn’t frighten me in the least
It’s not the reason my brow is creased
Times are getting hard
And my best credit card
Won’t buy me a McDonald’s feast

A curious thing about Mary

5917

A curious thing about Mary
Is her love of all folks named Larry

5918

A curious thing about Mary
Is her love of all folks named Larry
Don’t give her a Fred

5919

A curious thing about Mary
Is her love of all folks named Larry
Don’t give her a Fred
Or worse yet, a Ted

5920

A curious thing about Mary
Is her love of all folks named Larry
Don’t give her a Fred
Or worse yet, a Ted
Only a Larry can have her cherry

I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex

5921

I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex
I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex

5922

I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex.
I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex.
But schematics I’ve seen

5923

I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex.
I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex.
But schematics I’ve seen
give me too much to glean

5924

I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex.
I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex.
But schematics I’ve seen
Give me too much to glean
I won’t get it from some dry dissected specs

I’m terrified to drive the autobahn

5925

I’m terrified to drive the autobahn
but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun

5926

I’m terrified to drive the autobahn
but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun,
rolling 30k per

5927

I’m terrified to drive the autobahn
but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun,
rolling 30k per
My pedals a blur

5928

I’m terrified to drive the autobahn
But I’ll ride it on my bike for fun,
Rolling 30k per
My pedals a blur
Until they find my flattened body in the dawn

Bicyclists are just sooo entitled

5929

Bicyclists are just sooo entitled
Riding the streets all unbridled