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5930

Bicyclists are just sooo entitled
Riding the streets all unbridled
with spandex clad thighs.

5931

Bicyclists are just sooo entitled
Riding the streets all unbridled
with spandex clad thighs.
Boys and girls attract sighs

5932

Bicyclists are just sooo entitled
Riding the streets all unbridled
with spandex clad thighs.
Boys and girls attract sighs
and lotsa crude things that I’ve yelled

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Arnold asked Enid to prom

5933

Arnold asked Enid to prom
Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.”

5934

Arnold asked Enid to prom
Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.”
“Only if you’re home by midnight,”

5935

Arnold asked Enid to prom
Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.”
“Only if you’re home by midnight,
And use birth-control right”

5936

Arnold asked Enid to prom
Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.”
“Only if you’re home by midnight,
And use birth-control right”
Voila! The most boring rom-com
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God threw a monkey wrench in my plans

5937

God threw a monkey wrench in my plans
Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz

5938

God threw a monkey wrench in my plans
Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
I am feeling cursed

5939

God threw a monkey wrench in my plans
Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
I am feeling cursed
With no karma reimbursed

5940

God threw a monkey wrench in my plans
Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
I am feeling cursed
With no karma reimbursed
Bad luck to last several lifespans

A fraudulent banker named Steve

5941

A fraudulent banker named Steve
Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves

5942

A fraudulent banker named Steve
Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves
But Jeeves was no saint

5943

A fraudulent banker named Steve
Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves
But Jeeves was no saint
And with sheep had no restraint

5944

A fraudulent banker named Steve
Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves
But Jeeves was no saint
And with sheep had no restraint
Yet Steve had much worse up his sleeve

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I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru

5945

I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru
you won’t believe what she will do.

5946

I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru
you won’t believe what she will do.
She’s a freaky gal

5947

I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru
you won’t believe what she will do.
She’s a freaky gal
Only just through the mail

5948

I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru
you won’t believe what she will do.
She’s a freaky gal
Only just through the mail
Her blow jobs all have postage due

My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?”

5949

My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?”
I said needle and then bared my ass