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5950

My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?”
I said needle and then bared my ass
He said “That’s quite cheeky”

5951

My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?”
I said needle and then bared my ass
He said “That’s quite cheeky”
“But it’s your mouth that is freaky”

5952

My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?”
I said needle and then bared my ass
He said “That’s quite cheeky”
“But it’s your mouth that is freaky”
And implied I was very low class

Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground

5953

Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground
A fact there’s no getting around

5954

Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground
A fact there’s no getting around
They cover the floor

5955

Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground
A fact there’s no getting around
They cover the floor
Get pinched in the door

5956

Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground
A fact there’s no getting around
They cover the floor
Get pinched in the door
And suffocate all they surround

I bet my last dime at the dog track last week

5957

I bet my last dime at the dog track last week
On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak

5958

I bet my last dime at the dog track last week
On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak
That mange-ridden cur

5959

I bet my last dime at the dog track last week
On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak
That mange-ridden cur
Dashed all hopes that were

5960

I bet my last dime at the dog track last week
On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak
That mange-ridden cur
Dashed all hopes that were
not anything but terribly weak

I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon

5961

I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon
Such that she would sail to the moon

5962

I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon
Such that she would sail to the moon
But kitty had claws

5963

I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon
Such that she would sail to the moon
But kitty had claws
And she used them because

5964

I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon
Such that she would sail to the moon
But kitty had claws
And she used them because
To vertigo she’s not immune

My dad used to make his own gin

5965

My dad used to make his own gin
He used a bathtub made of tin

5966

My dad used to make his own gin
He used a bathtub made of tin
It tasted kinda soapy

5967

My dad used to make his own gin
He used a bathtub made of tin
It tasted kinda soapy
So he smelled kind of dopey

5968

My dad used to make his own gin
He used a bathtub made of tin
It tasted kinda soapy
So he smelled kind of dopey
and his face wore a ridiculous grin

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Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass

5969

Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass
One day soon, I will kick his ass