Loopy Limericks

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Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass
One day soon, I will kick his ass
A liar, cheat, and asshole

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Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass
One day soon, I will kick his ass
A liar, cheat, and asshole
A “waskely wascal”

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Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass
One day soon, I will kick his ass
A liar, cheat, and asshole
A “waskely wascal”
And I’m sick and tired of his sass.

I wish I was a gourmet chef

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I wish I was a gourmet chef
Sautéing maize for UNICEF

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I wish I was a gourmet chef
Sautéing maize for UNICEF
I might make flan

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I wish I was a gourmet chef
Sautéing maize for UNICEF
I might make flan
In a cast-iron pan

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I wish I was a gourmet chef
Sautéing maize for UNICEF
I might make flan
In a cast-iron pan
The absolute fave of Hugh Hef

Turns out that my angel is the centerfold

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Turns out that my angel is the centerfold
She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred and very old

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Turns out that my angel is the centerfold
She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old.
But that’s all right by me

-“BB”-

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Turns out that my angel is the centerfold
She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old.
But that’s all right by me
I’m quite far from pretty

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Turns out that my angel is the centerfold
She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old.
But that’s all right by me
I’m quite far from pretty
And I won’t even mention the mold

My love and I will grow old together

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My love and I will grow old together
We will ride out the stormy weather

5982

My love and I will grow old together
We will ride out the stormy weather
For despite going grey

5983

My love and I will grow old together
We will ride out the stormy weather
For despite going grey
We make love in the hay

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My love and I will grow old together
We will ride out the stormy weather
For despite going grey
We make love in the hay
Wearing costumes of latex and leather

While surfing a wave in Lahaina

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While surfing a wave in Lahaina
I met a mermaid named Coquina

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While surfing a wave in Lahaina
I met a mermaid named Coquina
But things took a turn

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While surfing a wave in Lahaina
I met a mermaid named Coquina
But things took a turn
And I was dismayed to learn

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While surfing a wave in Lahaina
I met a mermaid named Coquina
But things took a turn
And I was dismayed to learn
That she had a spike-toothed vagina

There was a young woman from Sydney

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There was a young woman from Sydney
Who wanted to donate a kidney