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5990

There was a young woman from Sydney
Who wanted to donate a kidney
She found to her dismay

5991

There was a young woman from Sydney
Who wanted to donate a kidney
She found to her dismay
They wanted her to pay

5992

There was a young woman from Sydney
Who wanted to donate a kidney
She found to her dismay
They wanted her to pay
She was told it was something they did free

I took twenty two aspirin for an ache

5993

I took twenty two aspirin for an ache
Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake

5994

I took twenty two aspirin for an ache
Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake
A dash of cyanide

5995

I took twenty two aspirin for an ache
Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake
A dash of cyanide
An egg that I fried

5996

I took twenty two aspirin for an ache
Plus cocaine that I mixed in a cake
A dash of cyanide
An egg that I fried
Please R.S.V.P for my wake

I’m lonely and I’m depressed.

5997

I’m lonely and I’m depressed.
And also immunosuppressed.

5998

I’m lonely and I’m depressed.
And also immunosuppressed.
The doctors can’t help me,

-“BB”-

5999

I’m lonely and I’m depressed.
And also immunosuppressed.
The doctors can’t help me,
And I can’t even pee

6000

I’m lonely and I’m depressed.
And also immunosuppressed.
The doctors can’t help me,
And I can’t even pee
Maybe I just need some rest

I brought a flounder to a gunfight

6001

I brought a flounder to a gunfight
And threw it with all of my might

6002

I brought a flounder to a gunfight
And threw it with all of my might
The other guy laughed

6003

I brought a flounder to a gunfight
And threw it with all of my might
The other guy laughed
Concluding that I was daft

6004

I brought a flounder to a gunfight
And threw it with all of my might
The other guy laughed
Concluding that I was daft
And told me to just leave his sight

A kitten, a dog, and a fish

6005

A kitten, a dog, and a fish
fought over the last cold knish

6006

A kitten, a dog, and a fish
Fought over the last cold knish
The losers had to eat

6007

A kitten, a dog, and a fish
Fought over the last cold knish
The losers had to eat
a shriveled old beet

6008

A kitten, a dog, and a fish
Fought over the last cold knish
The losers had to eat
a shriveled old beet
And the winner said, “This is delish!”

I tried to be a successful entrepreneur

6009

I tried to be a successful entrepreneur
Amway seduced me with their allure