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6010

I tried to be a successful entrepreneur
Amway seduced me with their allure
I recruited my friends

6011

I tried to be a successful entrepreneur
Amway seduced me with their allure
I recruited my friends
And then set my lens

6012

I tried to be a successful entrepreneur
Amway seduced me with their allure
I recruited my friends
And then set my lens
on finding something more secure

My dentist sells teeth at a craft fair

6013

My dentist sells teeth at a craft fair
That he pulled from the mouth of a bear

6014

My dentist sells teeth at a craft fair
That he pulled from the mouth of a bear.
So the bear now has plans

6015

My dentist sells teeth at a craft fair
That he pulled from the mouth of a bear.
So the bear now has plans
to peddle salted pecans

6016

My dentist sells teeth at a craft fair
That he pulled from the mouth of a bear.
So the bear now has plans
to peddle salted pecans
And break people’s teeth without care.

Ricky’s life was short but well-lived

6017

Ricky’s life was short but well-lived
unlike most of the people he shivved

6018

Ricky’s life was short but well-lived
Unlike most of the people he shivved
But he stole lots of bases

6019

Ricky’s life was short but well-lived
Unlike most of the people he shivved
But he stole lots of bases
And got on folk’s cases

6020

Ricky’s life was short but well-lived
Unlike most of the people he shivved
But he stole lots of bases
And got on folk’s cases
So they got as good as he gived.

The Viscount of Berwick-on-Tweed

6021

The Viscount of Berwick-on-Tweed
was world-famous for a dastardly deed

6022

The Viscount of Berwick-on-Tweed
Was world-famous for a dastardly deed
He switched in Kool Aid for wine

6023

The Viscount of Berwick-on-Tweed
Was world-famous for a dastardly deed
He switched in Kool Aid for wine
and filled up his stein

6024

The Viscount of Berwick-on-Tweed
Was world-famous for a dastardly deed
He switched in Kool Aid for wine
and filled up his stein
And you should have seen how we peed.

My hearing aids amplify sound

6025

My hearing aids amplify sound
I can hear things rustling 'round

6026

My hearing aids amplify sound
I can hear things rustling 'round
Mice and cockroaches

6027

My hearing aids amplify sound
I can hear things rustling 'round
Mice and cockroaches
As my girlfriend decomposes

6028

My hearing aids amplify sound
I can hear things rustling 'round
Mice and cockroaches
As my girlfriend decomposes
creatures crawl out of the ground

I like to spread butter on my toes

6029

I like to spread butter on my toes
and Mayo goes over my nose