Loopy Limericks

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6030

I like to spread butter on my toes
and Mayo goes over my nose
Some jam on my knee

6031

I like to spread butter on my toes
and Mayo goes over my nose
Some jam on my knee
And on my nose a pea

6032

I like to spread butter on my toes
and Mayo goes over my nose
Some jam on my knee
And on my nose a pea
(I was out of mayonnaise, I suppose)

My cousin is a dirty rotten fink

6033

My cousin is a dirty rotten fink
Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink

6034

My cousin is a dirty rotten fink
Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink
There’s dirt on the floor

6035

My cousin is a dirty rotten fink
Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink
There’s dirt on the floor
and he’s also dirt poor

6036

My cousin is a dirty rotten fink
Who’s left dirty dishes in the sink
There’s dirt on the floor
and he’s also dirt poor
And where ever he goes he leaves a stink

Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit

6037

Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit
He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit

6038

Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit
He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit
He can’t tie his shoes

6039

Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit
He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit
He can’t tie his shoes
Has his cereal with booze

6040

Bobby is an unbelievable nitwit
He tells friends to call him on his Fitbit
He can’t tie his shoes
Has his cereal with booze
Picks his nose and refuses to quit it
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Burger King sez have it your way

6041

Burger King sez have it your way
So I ordered a café au lait

6042

Burger King sez have it your way
So I ordered a café au lait
But it wasn’t on the menu

6043

Burger King sez have it your way
So I ordered a café au lait
But it wasn’t on the menu
You can’t put it in you

6044

Burger King sez have it your way
So I ordered a café au lait
But it wasn’t on the menu
You can’t put it in you
if it spilled onto your lap from the tray

Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile

6045

Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile
And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle

6046

Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile
And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle.
They both have blue eyes

6047

Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile
And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle.
They both have blue eyes –
So Myrt wore a disguise

-“BB”-

6048

Ole Larson has a wife who’s infertile
And a neighbor whose name is Myrtle.
They both have blue eyes –
So Myrt wore a disguise
And turned out to be surprisingly fertile

I was born into the wrong family

6049

I was born into the wrong family
For I long to work musically