Loopy Limericks

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6050

I was born into the wrong family
For I long to work musically
But daddy says no

6051

I was born into the wrong family
For I long to work musically
But daddy says no
In music there’s no dough

6052

I was born into the wrong family
For I long to work musically
But daddy says no
In music there’s no dough
He doesn’t want my life to end happily
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My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement

6053

My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement
Though one day she aspires to the firmament

6054

My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement
Though one day she aspires to the firmament
She’s building a balloon

6055

My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement
Though one day she aspires to the firmament
She’s building a balloon
To go to the moon

6056

My aunt Elsie lives down in the basement
Though one day she aspires to the firmament
She’s building a balloon
To go to the moon
as soon as she finds a replacement

I have broccoli stuck in my teeth

6057

I have broccoli stuck in my teeth
And leaves after eating a wreath

6058

I have broccoli stuck in my teeth
And leaves after eating a wreath
plus a piece of boloney

6059

I have broccoli stuck in my teeth
And leaves after eating a wreath
plus a piece of boloney
Some hair from a pony

6060

I have broccoli stuck in my teeth
And leaves after eating a wreath
plus a piece of boloney
Some hair from a pony
And skin from his buddy Keith

I know a fun gal named Leanna

6061

I know a fun gal named Leanna
Who goes on safaris to Ghana

[Shame on 2_More_Bits for doing 2 lines in a row.]

[Shame on me for rhyming the same word twice (same base word at least).]

6062

I know a fun gal named Leanna
Who goes on safaris to Ghana
She drives a red Jeep

(I am ashamed)

6063

I know a fun gal named Leanna
Who goes on safaris to Ghana
She drives a red Jeep
The horn goes beep beep

6064

I know a fun gal named Leanna
Who goes on safaris to Ghana
She drives a red Jeep
The horn goes beep beep
as she lays waste to the flora and fauna

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My guitar has only one string

6065

My guitar has only one string.
When I try playing “Jesus is king”

6066

My guitar has only one string.
When I try playing “Jesus is king”
It sounds less than holy

6067

My guitar has only one string.
When I try playing “Jesus is king”
It sounds less than holy
And more ‘Nat King Coley’

6068

My guitar has only one string.
When I try playing “Jesus is king”
It sounds less than holy
And more ‘Nat King Coley
sadly that just ain’t my thing

My daddy keeled over on a golf course

6069

My daddy keeled over on a golf course
Soon after sounding a bit hoarse