My daddy keeled over on a golf course
Soon after sounding a bit hoarse
while cursing his putter
My daddy keeled over on a golf course
Soon after sounding a bit hoarse
while cursing his putter
His partner did mutter
My daddy keeled over on a golf course
Soon after sounding a bit hoarse
while cursing his putter
His partner did mutter
“Now Melania won’t need a divorce.”
A long-legged spider lives in my shower
A long-legged spider lives in my shower
His personality is rather dour
A long-legged spider lives in my shower
His personality is rather dour
He’s intrusive and rude
A long-legged spider lives in my shower
His personality is rather dour
He’s intrusive and rude
He stares when I;m nude
A long-legged spider lives in my shower
His personality is rather dour
He’s intrusive and rude
He stares when I’m nude
and causes my pecker to cower
My hair stylist was born without thumbs
My hair stylist was born without thumbs
And when she cuts my hair she hums
My hair stylist was born without thumbs
And when she cuts my hair she hums
With scissors she’s useless
My hair stylist was born without thumbs
And when she cuts my hair she hums
With scissors she’s useless
And causing undue stress
My hair stylist was born without thumbs
And when she cuts my hair she hums
With scissors she’s useless
And causing undue stress
Before a trim I must gobble some Tums
My dog Fido eats pizza for lunch
My dog Fido eats pizza for lunch
And his fave snack is Capt. Crunch
My dog Fido eats pizza for lunch
And his fave snack is Capt. Crunch
He drinks Coca Cola
My dog Fido eats pizza for lunch
And his fave snack is Capt. Crunch
He drinks Coca Cola
And gobble granola
My dog Fido eats pizza for lunch
And his fave snack is Capt. Crunch
He drinks Coca Cola
And gobbles granola
There isn’t anything he wouldn’t munch
[my inner grammarian insisted on the fix]
The stars are my destination
The stars are my destination
“Go for launch! Wait… check elevation”
The stars are my destination
“Go for launch! Wait… check elevation”
We’re falling too fast
The stars are my destination
“Go for launch! Wait… check elevation”
We’re falling too fast
C’mon! Give it the gas!
(Thanks, that was a typo.)
The stars are my destination
“Go for launch! Wait… check elevation”
We’re falling too fast
C’mon! Give it the gas!
We avoided death by conflagration!
How many peanuts can Barry eat?
How many peanuts can Barry eat?
As a trencherman, he is elite