How many peanuts can Barry eat?
As a trencherman, he is elite
Laughs at 100 pies
How many peanuts can Barry eat?
As a trencherman, he is elite
Laughs at 100 pies
Inhales chicken thighs
How many peanuts can Barry eat?
As a trencherman, he is elite
Laughs at 100 pies
Inhales chicken thighs
But balks at those fried chicken feet.
My aunt got a terrible shock
My aunt got a terrible shock
Her car’s brakes were not antilock
My aunt got a terrible shock
Her car’s brakes were not antilock
She fell off a cliff
My aunt got a terrible shock
Her car’s brakes were not antilock
She fell off a cliff
And wasn’t saved by her diff
My aunt got a terrible shock
Her car’s brakes were not antilock
She fell off a cliff
And wasn’t saved by her diff
Now she’s dead as a rock.
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave
'cuz he did something nasty to Steve
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave
'cuz he did something nasty to Steve
His balls were so sweaty
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave
'cuz he did something nasty to Steve
His balls were so sweaty
Like those of a Yeti
The gym asked old Mr. Jones to leave
'cuz he did something nasty to Steve
His balls were so sweaty
Like those of a Yeti
What happened is hard to believe
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Abigail has a thing for men’s feet
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet
She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet
She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet
and gnaw on the nails
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet
She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet
And gnaw on the nails
Their aroma she inhales
Abigail has a thing for men’s feet
She’ll dip them in honey so they’re sweet
And gnaw on the nails
Their aroma she inhales
A thick callus is an after lunch treat!
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over
Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over
Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover
Or perhaps he’ll get slimed
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over
Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover
Or perhaps he’ll get slimed
And live a day many times
Red Rover, Red Rover send Bill Murray over
Because he’ll hunt gophers in the clover
Or perhaps he’ll get slimed
And live a day many times
A Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time-Player, moreover
George spends too much time writing limericks
George spends too much time writing limericks
Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix