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George spends too much time writing limericks
Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix
They often end badly

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George spends too much time writing limericks
Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix
They often end badly
As he writes madly

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George spends too much time writing limericks
Searching thesauruses for rhymes to affix
They often end badly
As he writes madly
About boobies, vaginas and dicks.

I was shocked when I opened her present

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I was shocked when I opened her present
and realized how little money she spent

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I was shocked when I opened her present
And realized how little money she spent
On a used wheezy kazoo

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I was shocked when I opened her present
And realized how little money she spent
On a used wheezy kazoo
It cost just a penny or two

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I was shocked when I opened her present
And realized how little money she spent
On a used wheezy kazoo
It cost just a penny or two
For her birthday I spent 50 cents!

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I called my doctor after midnight

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I called my doctor after midnight
“My dick’s green - that can’t be right?”

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I called my doctor after midnight
“My dick’s green - that can’t be right?”
My doctor just sighed

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I called my doctor after midnight
“My dick’s green - that can’t be right?”
My doctor just sighed
He could tell I was fried

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I called my doctor after midnight
“My dick’s green - that can’t be right?”
My doctor just sighed
He could tell I was fried
“That’s a pickle that is in your sight.”

The market’s in quite a slump

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The market’s in quite a slump
but I’m sure it’s just a speed bump

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The market’s in quite a slump
But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump
'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space

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The market’s in quite a slump
But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump
'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space
With that godawful smirk on his face

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The market’s in quite a slump
But I’m sure it’s just a speed bump
'Cause Musk’s launching Trump into space
With that godawful smirk on his face
And with a swift kick to Trump’s rump

While the cop was walking his beat

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While the cop was walking his beat
He developed blisters on his feet

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While the cop was walking his beat
He developed blisters on his feet
So hot needle in hand

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While the cop was walking his beat
He developed blisters on his feet
So hot needle in hand
He took bold command

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While the cop was walking his beat
He developed blisters on his feet
So hot needle in hand
He took bold command
(They call him ‘Podiatrist Pete’).

As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea

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As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea
A gentleman sent me another for free