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As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea
A gentleman sent me another for free
He saluted and smiled

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As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea
A gentleman sent me another for free
He saluted and smiled
And his eyes looked wild

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As I sipped my Long Island Iced Tea
A gentleman sent me another for free
He saluted and smiled
And his eyes looked wild
Then he climbed back up into his tree

I met my love at an Old Country Buffet

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I met my love at an Old Country Buffet
So we could have more than one hot entree

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I met my love at an Old Country Buffet
So we could have more than one hot entree
She ate cheesy potatoes

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I met my love at an Old Country Buffet
So we could have more than one hot entree
She ate cheesy potatoes
I had ranch on tomatoes

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I met my love at an Old Country Buffet
So we could have more than one hot entree
She ate cheesy potatoes
I had ranch on tomatoes
And more pie than I’m willing to say

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I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave

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I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave
And it’s something that you won’t believe

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I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave
And it’s something that you won’t believe
It’s a promise I made

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I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave
And it’s something that you won’t believe
It’s a promise I made
A decision I weighed

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I have one thing to do ‘fore I leave
And it’s something that you won’t believe
It’s a promise I made
A decision I weighed
I’ll slap open mouth chewers (my pet peeve)
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I married a man who likes ferrets

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I married a man who likes ferrets
My wedding ring was two carats

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I married a man who likes ferrets
My wedding ring was two carats
Those creatures smelled bad

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I married a man who likes ferrets
My wedding ring was two carats
Those creatures smelled bad
A fact that made me mad

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I married a man who likes ferrets
My wedding ring was two carats
Those creatures smelled bad
A fact that made me mad
So I replaced them with some parrots

Polly doesn’t want a cracker today

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Polly doesn’t want a cracker today
Nor does she want cheese soufflé

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Polly doesn’t want a cracker today
Nor does she want cheese soufflé
She’s a picky bird

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Polly doesn’t want a cracker today
Nor does she want cheese soufflé
She’s a picky bird
Likes her martinis stirred

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Polly doesn’t want a cracker today
Nor does she want cheese soufflé
She’s a picky bird
Likes her martinis stirred
But loves the fruit and nut buffet

Doogie Howser is a very good dog

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Doogie Howser is a very good dog
That is, until he gets into the grog