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Doogie Howser is a very good dog.
That is, until he gets into the grog.
Then he howls a sad tale

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Doogie Howser is a very good dog.
That is, until he gets into the grog.
Then he howls a sad tale
about kibble so stale

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Doogie Howser is a very good dog.
That is, until he gets into the grog.
Then he howls a sad tale
about kibble so stale
Like that Baskerville hound in the fog

A flexible gymnast named Jane

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A flexible gymnast named Jane
Whose routine involved a Great Dane

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A flexible gymnast named Jane
Whose routine involved a Great Dane
She bounced on her toes

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A flexible gymnast named Jane
Whose routine involved a Great Dane
She bounced on her toes
The dog struck a pose

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A flexible gymnast named Jane
Whose routine involved a Great Dane
She bounced on her toes
The dog struck a pose
And then they begin raising Cane!

There was a fat orange cat named Garfield

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There was a fat orange cat named Garfield
His recent heart surgery not quite healed

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There was a fat orange cat named Garfield
His recent heart surgery not quite healed
So Odie snuck up behind

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There was a fat orange cat named Garfield
His recent heart surgery not quite healed
So Odie snuck up behind
And then blew his mind

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There was a fat orange cat named Garfield
His recent heart surgery not quite healed
So Odie snuck up behind
And then blew his mind
with affection for the first time revealed

I’m not wearing underpants today

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I’m not wearing underpants today
Plus I threw all my trousers away

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I’m not wearing underpants today
Plus I threw all my trousers away
Yes, I’m quite cold

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I’m not wearing underpants today
Plus I threw all my trousers away
Yes, I’m quite cold
Shrunken balls all can behold

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I’m not wearing underpants today
Plus I threw all my trousers away
Yes, I’m quite cold
Shrunken balls all can behold
I can’t wait for a warm day in May

I long for A trip to far-off Wales

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I long for A trip to far-off Wales
I’ll return with many scintillating tales

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I long for A trip to far-off Wales
I’ll return with many scintillating tales
And some lovely, long words

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I long for a trip to far-off Wales
I’ll return with many scintillating tales
And some lovely, long words
And pics of resplendent birds

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I long for a trip to far-off Wales
I’ll return with many scintillating tales
And some lovely, long words
And pics of resplendent birds
As well as of sheep-shagging fails.

At Customs, a man searched my case

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At Customs, a man searched my case
Then he looked me straight in the face