Loopy Limericks

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At Customs, a man searched my case
Then he looked me straight in the face
Said “Do you declare?”

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At Customs, a man searched my case
Then he looked me straight in the face
Said “Do you declare?”
“Oh, you mean all the footwear?”

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At Customs, a man searched my case
Then he looked me straight in the face
Said “Do you declare?”
“Oh, you mean all the footwear?”
“I take them all everyplace.”

I entered “My Son” in a horserace

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I entered “My Son” in a horserace
I prayed that they’d win or at least place

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I entered “My Son” in a horserace
I prayed that they’d win or at least place
But much to my horror

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I entered “My Son” in a horserace
I prayed that they’d win or at least place
But much to my horror
the horse wasn’t a scorer

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I entered “My Son” in a horserace
I prayed that they’d win or at least place
But much to my horror
The horse wasn’t a scorer
And ran at a somnabulent snail’s pace

When the zombies came staggering in

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When the zombies came staggering in
I hid away with my kith and my kin

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When the zombies came staggering in
I hid away with my kith and my kin
We set out for the snow

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When the zombies came staggering in
I hid away with my kith and my kin
We set out for the snow
While stocked up with ammo

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When the zombies came staggering in
I hid away with my kith and my kin
We set out for the snow
While stocked up with ammo
and escaped by the hair of my chin

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A zombie bit my wife on her knee

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A zombie bit my wife on her knee
Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!”

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A zombie bit my wife on her knee
Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!”
And when she “turned”

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A zombie bit my wife on her knee
Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!”
And when she “turned”
that’s when we learned

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A zombie bit my wife on her knee
Which made her scream, “EE! EEE!”
And when she “turned”
that’s when we learned
The brains in our marriage ain’t me!

I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt

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I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt
I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt

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I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt
I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt
Some say it’s not funny

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I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt
I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt
Some say it’s not funny
“You won’t fool the bunny!”

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I’m planning an Easter Egg Hunt
I’m dyeing potatoes as a stunt
Some say it’s not funny
“You won’t fool the bunny!”
As it’s your ass which he will punt

There are some who say He will soon rise

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There are some who say He will soon rise
Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise