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There are some who say He will soon rise
Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise
I am baking croissants

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There are some who say He will soon rise
Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise
I am baking croissants
‘cuz them’s what I wants

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There are some who say He will soon rise
Meaning the Pillsbury Doughboy, I surmise
I am baking croissants
‘cuz them’s what I wants
Hey, they’ve risen, you guys!

Bob decided he wants a pet quokka

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Bob decided he wants a pet quokka
Small enough to fit in his locker

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Bob decided he wants a pet quokka
Small enough to fit in his locker
It’d have to be tame

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Bob decided he wants a pet quokka
Small enough to fit in his locker
It’d have to be tame
Or I’d get the blame

[Quokka and locker rhyme? In the Queen’s English I guess…]

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Bob decided he wants a pet quokka
Small enough to fit in his locker
It’d have to be tame
Or I’d get the blame
when his locker mate died from the shocka
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My pet gecko is awfully constipated

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My pet gecko is awfully constipated
Which is making the poor thing agitated

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My pet gecko is awfully constipated
Which is making the poor thing agitated
So as a laxative

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My pet gecko is awfully constipated
Which is making the poor thing agitated
So as a laxative
much fiber, we give

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My pet gecko is awfully constipated
Which is making the poor thing agitated
So as a laxative
much fiber, we give
After a huge fart he is quite deflated

Sam and Jen are a very odd pair

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Sam and Jen are a very odd pair
Seeing as they are joined at the hair

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Sam and Jen are a very odd pair
Seeing as they are joined at the hair
Not the hair on their head

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Sam and Jen are a very odd pair
Seeing as they are joined at the hair
Not the hair on their head
But on their butts instead

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Sam and Jen are a very odd pair
Seeing as they are joined at the hair
Not the hair on their head
But on their butts instead
Go ahead, laugh. They don’t care
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Momma had a baby with horns

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Momma had a baby with horns
The priests in her parish, she warns

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Momma had a baby with horns
The priests in her parish, she warns
Have holy water ready

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Momma had a baby with horns
The priests in her parish, she warns
Have holy water ready
Hold crucifixes steady

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Momma had a baby with horns
The priests in her parish, she warns
Have holy water ready
Hold crucifixes steady
As it is adorned with thorns

Damien schemed to destroy the world

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Damien schemed to destroy the world
To prepare, he had his hair curled