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6210

and bought a cat

6211

Damien schemed to destroy the world
To prepare, he had his hair curled
And bought a cat
Which he made into a hat

6212

Damien schemed to destroy the world
To prepare, he had his hair curled
And bought a cat
Which he made into a hat
and then gleefully twisted and twirled

Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon

6213

Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon
Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon

6214

Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon
Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon
He cut off my fin

6215

Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon
Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon
He cut off my fin
Changed my outie to in

6216

Dr. Jones is my preferred plastic surgeon
Trust me, I used to look like a sturgeon
He cut off my fin
Changed my outie to in
Sad to say I’m still a damned virgin

There’s one person left that I trust

6217

There’s one person left that I trust
However she is all covered in dust

6218

There’s one person left that I trust
However she is all covered in dust
But she’s really smart

6219

There’s one person left that I trust
However she is all covered in dust
But she’s really smart
A true work of art

6220

There’s one person left that I trust
However she is all covered in dust
But she’s really smart
A true work of art
A monument to my eternal lust

My living wife and my dead wife

6221

My living wife and my dead wife
Are/were the loves of my life

6222

My living wife and my dead wife
Are/were the loves of my life
The dead one is cuter

6223

My living wife and my dead wife
Are/were the loves of my life
The dead one is cuter
While the other a real hooter

6224

My living wife and my dead wife
Are/were the loves of my life
The dead one is cuter
While the other a real hooter
and is usually armed with a knife

I like to bathe with a caiman

6225

I like to bathe with a caiman
When ut gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man!

6226

I like to bathe with a caiman
When ut gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man!
Just scratch my back, will ya?

6227

I like to bathe with a caiman
When it gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man!
Just scratch my back, will ya
I’ve half a mind to kill ya

6228

I like to bathe with a caiman
When it gets bitey, I shout, Hey, Man!
Just scratch my back, will ya
I’ve half a mind to kill ya
Then bath time will require a shaman!

I’ve existed on the internet for many years

6229

I’ve existed on the internet for many years
But the Dope is where I have all my peers