Loopy Limericks

Thread Games
6230

I’ve existed on the internet for many years
But the Dope is where I have all my peers
I post in Thread Games

6231

I’ve existed on the internet for many years
But the Dope is where I have all my peers
I post in Thread Games
And - not naming names -

6232

I’ve existed on the internet for many years
But the Dope is where I have all my peers
I post in Thread Games
And - not naming names
But often find I’m driven to tears

I’d like to teach the world to sing

6233

I’d like to teach the world to sing
And to fly high upon a soaring wing

6234

I’d like to teach the world to sing
And to fly high upon a soaring wing
Dance! Dance! Dance!

6235

I’d like to teach the world to sing
And to fly high upon a soaring wing
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Perhaps start a romance

6236

I’d like to teach the world to sing
And to fly high upon a soaring wing
Dance! Dance! Dance!
Perhaps start a romance
Soaring on to the ultimate fling

My brother has 999 spouses

6237

My brother has 999 spouses
They manage nine hundred light houses

6238

My brother has 999 spouses
They manage nine hundred light houses
They replace all the bulbs

6239

My brother has 999 spouses
They manage nine hundred light houses
They replace all the bulbs
With a 9 armed bot named “Szszulbz”

[@Intergalactic_Gladiator, I’ll assume you knew “bulb” had no rhymes in the English language when you inflicted that word on us, but not to worry I’ll always find a way to thwart your malfeasance. :upside_down_face:]

6240

My brother has 999 spouses
They manage nine hundred light houses
They replace all the bulbs
With a 9 armed bot named “Szszulbz”
And it also washes their 900 blouses

Missy decided she needs to stay single

6241

Missy decided she needs to stay single
While her cold sore continued to tingle

6242

Missy decided she needs to stay single
While her cold sore continued to tingle
So she whittled a phallus

6243

Missy decided she needs to stay single
While her cold sore continued to tingle
So she whittled a phallus
And nicknamed it Alice

6244

Missy decided she needs to stay single
While her cold sore continued to tingle
So she whittled a phallus
And nicknamed it Alice
A perfectly fine substitute for a dingle

There once was a couple named Kelly

6245

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who ran out of lubricant jelly

6246

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who ran out of lubricant jelly
They had lotsa mayo

6247

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who ran out of lubricant jelly
They had lotsa mayo
Which made her yell Heyo!

6248

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who ran out of lubricant jelly
They had lotsa mayo
Which made her yell Heyo!
Then they fell asleep watching the telly

———————————————-
My pet lion has a thorn in its paw

6249

My pet lion has a thorn in its paw
For he cracked the hedgehog jaw