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My pet lion has a thorn in its paw
For he cracked the hedgehog jaw
The moon is green

6251

My pet lion has a thorn in its paw
For he cracked the hedgehog jaw
The moon is green
Know what I mean?

6252

My pet lion has a thorn in its paw
For he cracked the hedgehog jaw
The moon is green
Know what I mean?
No? Trust me, I saw what I saw
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He was born with a silver spoon up his ass

6253

He was born with a silver spoon up his ass
However, he just has no class

6254

He was born with a silver spoon up his ass
However, he just has no class
Tacky gold tat

6255

He was born with a silver spoon up his ass
However, he just has no class
Tacky gold tat
Puddy is a brat

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He was born with a silver spoon up his ass
However, he just has no class
Tacky gold tat
Puddy is a brat
and much clanging do to balls made of brass

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Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample

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Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample
I boldly asked if of it I may sample

6258

Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample
I boldly asked if of it I may sample
She said I was rude

6259

Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample
I boldly asked if of it I may sample
She said I was rude
But in a pose so lewd

6260

Mae’s bosom is exceedingly ample
I boldly asked if of it I may sample
She said I was rude
But in a pose so lewd
While I desired no more than a handful

A large raven landed on my head

6261

A large raven landed on my head
He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!”

6262

A large raven landed on my head
He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!”
Then it plucked off my nose

6263

A large raven landed on my head
He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!”
Then it plucked off my nose
Dropped a wrench on my toes

6264

A large raven landed on my head
He warned, “Beware wherest thou tread!”
Then it plucked off my nose
Dropped a wrench on my toes
And cruelly laughed as I slowly bled

I boarded a big old jet airliner

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I boarded a big old jet airliner
Headed east to North Caroliner

6266

I boarded a big old jet airliner
Headed east to North Caroliner.
Until a Texan from Austin

-“BB”-

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I boarded a big old jet airliner
Headed east to North Caroliner.
Until a Texan from Austin
Casually tossed in

6268

I boarded a big old jet airliner
Headed east to North Caroliner.
Until a Texan from Austin
Casually tossed in
an offer for lunch in a diner
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Marry me, Ethel, I love you

6269

Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue