Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in suck transports
SUCH!
I’m in such transports.
Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in such transports.
We make great cohorts
Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in such transports.
We make great cohorts
Just me and you and a bear named Pooh
One night my stuffed animals had a bash
One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash
One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit
-“BB”-
One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit
A slave to his habit
One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit
A slave to his habit
Ended the night with a crash
John likes to listen to bro podcasts
John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel
John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel
In case you can’t tell
John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel
In case you can’t tell
His sweet disposition now long passed
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My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug
and with one intense tug
My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug
And with one intense tug
Ripped it all off with dramatic flair
My little sister once dated Bigfoot
My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her
My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her
Then throw her over his shoulder
My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her
Then throw her over his shoulder
“Buggy,” she’d cry, “you’re such a nut!”
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Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose