Loopy Limericks

Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in suck transports

SUCH!

I’m in such transports.

Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in such transports.
We make great cohorts

Marry me, Ethel, I love you
When I am with you I don’t feel blue
I’m in such transports.
We make great cohorts
Just me and you and a bear named Pooh


One night my stuffed animals had a bash

One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash

One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit

-“BB”-

One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit
A slave to his habit

One night my stuffed animals had a bash
Teddy the bear was smoking hash.
The velveteen rabbit
A slave to his habit
Ended the night with a crash

John likes to listen to bro podcasts

John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts

John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel

John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel
In case you can’t tell

John likes to listen to bro podcasts
He’s just one of many angry outcasts
He’s a major incel
In case you can’t tell
His sweet disposition now long passed
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My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair

My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair

My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug

My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug
and with one intense tug

My girlfriend has armpits with thick hair
i’ve suggested she try razors or Nair
She replied, with a shrug
And with one intense tug
Ripped it all off with dramatic flair


My little sister once dated Bigfoot

My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput

My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her

My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her
Then throw her over his shoulder

My little sister once dated Bigfoot
By “little” I mean she lives in Lilliput
Bigfoot loved to hold her
Then throw her over his shoulder
“Buggy,” she’d cry, “you’re such a nut!”
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Little Timmy stuck a peanut up his nose