Loopy Limericks

The elephant has quite a trunk
Seeing as it is rather full of junk

The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack

The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack,
Throwing him out of whack,

The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack,
Throwing him out of whack,
And leaving him in quite a funk


My brother is off the wagon again

My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin

My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer

Why am I just now discovering this thread?

My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer
fills him with good cheer

Welcome to the insanity.


My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer
Fills him with good cheer
Until the return of the deep pain


A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread

A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!

A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar

A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar
The door is ajar

A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar
The door is ajar
Take two Nyquil and get me to bed.

Reporters, they called him “D.B.”

Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.

Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead

Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead
20 to the fishes he was fed

Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead
20 to the fishes he was fed
the Columbia washed him out to sea

These days Jack lives a life of leisure

These days Jack lives a life of leisure
his remaining days too few to measure

These days Jack lives a life of leisure
His remaining days too few to measure
Croquet and golf no longer enthrall

These days Jack lives a life of leisure
His remaining days too few to measure
Croquet and golf no longer enthral
So to a brothel he’ll call