The elephant has quite a trunk
Seeing as it is rather full of junk
The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack
The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack,
Throwing him out of whack,
The elephant has quite a trunk,
Seeing as it is rather full of junk.
But he can’t find the jack,
Throwing him out of whack,
And leaving him in quite a funk
My brother is off the wagon again
My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer
Why am I just now discovering this thread?
My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer
fills him with good cheer
Welcome to the insanity.
My brother is off the wagon again
But he doesn’t think drink is a sin
Because chugging a beer
Fills him with good cheer
Until the return of the deep pain
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar
The door is ajar
A Doper once found a seemingly fun thread;
Of which, the scan, she surely misread!
The rhymes are subpar
The door is ajar
Take two Nyquil and get me to bed.
Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead
Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead
20 to the fishes he was fed
Reporters, they called him “D.B.”
Jumped from a plane into a tree.
10 bucks sez he’s dead
20 to the fishes he was fed
the Columbia washed him out to sea
These days Jack lives a life of leisure
These days Jack lives a life of leisure
his remaining days too few to measure
These days Jack lives a life of leisure
His remaining days too few to measure
Croquet and golf no longer enthrall
These days Jack lives a life of leisure
His remaining days too few to measure
Croquet and golf no longer enthral
So to a brothel he’ll call