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6710

I chopped off my right middle finger
But it didn’t bother to linger

6711

I chopped off my right middle finger
But it didn’t bother to linger
It scurried away

6712

I chopped off my right middle finger
But it didn’t bother to linger
It scurried away
Now there’s Hell to pay!

6713

I chopped off my right middle finger
But it didn’t bother to linger
It scurried away
Now there’s Hell to pay!
As it gives itself to my pastor

Yesterday I confessed all my sins

6714

Yesterday I confessed all my sins
'cept for those utilizing clothes pins

6715

Yesterday I confessed all my sins
To my wife, over tonics and gins

6716

[Ninja Alert]

Yesterday I confessed all my sins
'cept for those utilizing clothes pins
For my voodoo dolls, you see

6717

Yesterday I confessed all my sins
To my wife, over tonics and gins
The clothes pins, left out,
But Voodoo caused his gout,
And he guessed the use of the pins.

I once had a gray cat named Joe

6718

I once had a gray cat named Joe
He baked biscuits and kneaded dough

6719

I once had a gray cat named Joe
He baked biscuits and kneaded dough
He married Julia Child

6720

I once had a gray cat named Joe
He baked biscuits and kneaded dough
He married Julia Child
(The wedding was WILD!)

6721

I once had a gray cat named Joe
He baked biscuits and kneaded dough
He married Julia Child
(The wedding was WILD!)
And he’s now General Mills’ CEO.

A charming young lady named Bess

6722

A charming young lady named Bess
To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress

6723

A charming young lady named Bess
To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress
“We may be married,” she said

6724

A charming young lady named Bess
To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress
“We may be married,” she said
But he’s still inbred.

6725

A charming young lady named Bess
To her wedding wore a barbed wire dress
“We may be married,” she said
But he’s still inbred.
So how the kids will come out is anybody’s guess

My sister got married to a sadist

6726

My sister got married to a sadist
'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist

6727

sister got married to a sadist
'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist
But when he pulled out a whip

6728

sister got married to a sadist
'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist
But when he pulled out a whip
She decided to jump ship

6729

My sister got married to a sadist
'Cuz she thought he said he was a swede-ist
But when he pulled out a whip
She decided to jump ship.
It turned out she was an escapist.

My lady asked me to her boudoir

-“BB”-