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My lady asked me to her boudoir
I told her the walk was just too far

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My lady asked me to her boudoir
I told her the walk was just too far
My libido is low

6732

My lady asked me to her boudoir
I told her the walk was just too far
My libido is low
My motions, too slow

6733

My lady asked me to her boudoir
I told her the walk was just too far
My libido is low
My motions, too slow
So I sadly bid her au revior

One night I got lost in Paris

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One night I got lost in Paris
I was laughing like Kamala Harris

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One night I got lost in Paris
I was laughing like Kamala Harris
So a kindly gendarme

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One night I got lost in Paris
I was laughing like Kamala Harris
So a kindly gendarme
Slapped the cuffs on my arm

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One night I got lost in Paris
I was laughing like Kamala Harris
So a kindly gendarme
Politely steered me to a barn

6738

One night I got lost in Paris
I was laughing like Kamala Harris
So a kindly gendarme
Politely steered me to a barn
That had a great view from its terrace.

Last night I dreamt I had a dog

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Last night I dreamt I had a dog
Who was best of friends with a frog

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Last night I dreamt I had a dog
Who was best of friends with a frog
The dog started hopping

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Last night I dreamt I had a dog
Who was best of friends with a frog
The dog started hopping
The frog started slopping

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Last night I dreamt I had a dog
Who was best of friends with a frog
The dog started hopping
The frog started slopping
And then (ick!) they started to snog

I get no kick from champagne

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I get no kick from champagne
And, yet, in an opposite vein

6744

I get no kick from champagne
And, yet, in an opposite vein
I do like iced tea

6745

I get no kick from champagne
And, yet, in an opposite vein
I do like iced tea
Tho it often makes me pee

6746

I get no kick from champagne
And, yet, in an opposite vein
I do like iced tea
Tho it often makes me pee
there’s no bubbles to tickle my brain

My stools are painfully hard

6747

My stools are painfully hard
My anus is worn and scarred

6748

My stools are painfully hard
My anus is worn and scarred
But good luck is with me today

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My stools are painfully hard
My anus is worn and scarred
But good luck is with me today
I found me some Oil of Olay