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7050

My testicles hang down to my knees
And I can tell the water is 33 degrees
In Celsius, that is hot

7051

My testicles hang down to my knees
And I can tell the water is 33 degrees
In Celsius, that is hot
But in Fahrenheit, not.

7052

My testicles hang down to my knees
And I can tell the water is 33 degrees
In Celsius, that is hot
But in Fahrenheit, not.
And it’s even colder when there’s a breeze

“Remember the Alamo,” they say

7053

“Remember the Alamo,” they say
Way down San Antonio way

7054

“Remember the Alamo,” they say
Way down San Antonio way
Or also car rental

7055

“Remember the Alamo,” they say
Way down San Antonio way
Or also car rental
And gift shop ornamental

7056

“Remember the Alamo,” they say
Way down San Antonio way
Or also car rental
And gift shop ornamental
And a beer, that may be here to stay.

I don’t agree, but Helen once said

7057

I don’t agree, but Helen once said
that I have a misshapen head

7058

I don’t agree, but Helen once said
that I have a misshapen head
With a dent in the middle

7059

I don’t agree, but Helen once said
that I have a misshapen head
With a dent in the middle
It’s shaped like a fiddle

7060

I don’t agree, but Helen once said
That I have a misshapen head
With a dent in the middle
It’s shaped like a fiddle
A curse from Agnes Moorehead

I have become horribly bewitched

7061

I have become horribly bewitched
it happened when she and I got hitched

7062

I have become horribly bewitched
it happened when she and I got hitched
Things have gotten weird

7063

I have become horribly bewitched
It happened when she and I got hitched
Things have gotten weird
Esp. when I got big-eared

7064

I have become horribly bewitched
It happened when she and I got hitched
Things have gotten weird
Esp. when I got big-eared
But our sexy cosplay’s so enriched!

On my very first morning in court

7065

On my very first morning in court
The judge showed his posterior wart

7066

On my very first morning in court
The judge showed his posterior wart
I said I objected

7067

On my very first morning in court
The judge showed his posterior wart
I said I objected
It looked badly infected

7068

On my very first morning in court
The judge showed me his posterior wart
I said I objected
It looked badly infected
And oozing its pus by the quart

A judge with a wart had just mumbled

7069

A judge with a wart had just mumbled
“What a pain in the ass,” he grumbled