A judge with a wart had just mumbled
“What a pain in the ass,” he grumbled
“I can’t sit on the bench!”
A judge with a wart had just mumbled
“What a pain in the ass,” he grumbled
“I can’t sit on the bench!”
“And I can’t stop the stench!”
A judge with a wart had just mumbled
“What a pain in the ass,” he grumbled
“I can’t sit on the bench!”
“And I can’t stop the stench!
The case was dismissed (so I’m told)
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Every judge that I know has big warts
Every judge that I know has big warts
From sitting on a bench made of quartz
Every judge that I know has big warts
From sitting on a bench made of quartz
Lancing them is futile
Every judge that I know has big warts
From sitting on a bench made of quartz
Lancing them is futile
At least, for awhile
Every judge that I know has big warts
From sitting on a bench made of quartz
Lancing them is futile
At least, for awhile
And yet no one is suing for torts!
The tort suit was for tarts, not for tortes.
The tort suit was for tarts, not for tortes.
The tarts were sour grape, for poor sports
The tort suit was for tarts, not for tortes.
The tarts were sour grape, for poor sports
But they had a case
The tort suit was for tarts, not for tortes.
The tarts were sour grape, for poor sports
But they had a case;
The tarts contained mace
The tort suit was for tarts, not for tortes.
The tarts were sour grape, for poor sports
But they had a case;
The tarts contained mace
Tarts and tortes teetered right out the ports!
Have our politics gone just too far?
Have our politics gone just too far?
I much prefer tossing darts at the bar
Have our politics gone just too far?
I much prefer tossing darts at the bar
With his face on the board
Have our politics gone just too far?
I much prefer tossing darts at the bar
With his face on the board
Everybody scored
Have our politics gone just too far?
I much prefer tossing darts at the bar
With his face on the board
Everybody scored
So for everyone a cigar
I am married to a lovely robot
[issues with the software this week won’t allow me to eliminate the space before my last line there…]
I am married to a lovely robot
You wouldn’t believe the software she’s got
I am married to a lovely robot
You wouldn’t believe the software she’s got
And her hardware! oh, wow!
I am married to a lovely robot
You wouldn’t believe the software she’s got
And her hardware! oh, wow!
(Version 6.2 now)
I am married to a lovely robot
You wouldn’t believe the software she’s got
Version 6.2 now;
And her hardware! oh, wow!
Truly, all my base she hath caught!
Ferris-- couldn’t figure out what you meant by the space and the parentheses, other than maybe a double post, and it does make more sense with the lines arranged that way. If I’m wrong, I apologize. Feel free to rearrange and repost.
There is a bug in a recent update of Discourse that puts a spurious line after a hard return, tho chatter in Site Feedback seems to indicate that D. simply made the line after the hard return much “thicker.” See my post above.
In any event @RivkahChaya you appear to have the perk of getting to start the next one.