Loopy Limericks

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7090

No problem - lines 3 and 4 work just as well in either order, and it was just that pesky extra line space.

7091

I admit I’m a cereal killer

7092

I admit I’m a cereal killer
My life’s become a surreal thriller

7093

I admit I’m a cereal killer
My life’s become a surreal thriller

The press named me “Capt. Crunch”

7094

I admit I’m a cereal killer
My life’s become a surreal thriller
The press named me “Capt. Crunch”
Because my victims I munch

7095

I admit I’m a cereal killer
My life’s become a surreal thriller
The press named me “Capt. Crunch”
Because my victims I munch

And granola is just so much filler!

My summer vacation is ending

7096

My summer vacation is ending
And the bills for the thrills now are pending

7097

My summer vacation is ending
And the bills for the thrills now are pending

It wasn’t much fun

7098

My summer vacation is ending
And the bills for the thrills now are pending
It wasn’t much fun
And now I’m just done

7099

My summer vacation is ending
And the bills for the thrills now are pending
It wasn’t much fun
And now I’m just done

Except for postcards that need sending

All I want for Christmas is a pony

7100

All I want for Christmas is a pony

That can live on cheese and macaroni

7101

All I want for Christmas is a pony
That can live on cheese and macaroni
It must trot real fast

7102

All I want for Christmas is a pony
That can live on cheese and macaroni
It must trot real fast
And be built to last

7103

All I want for Christmas is a pony
That can live on cheese and macaroni
It must trot real fast
And be built to last

Because the last thing I need is a phony

I bet $100 on a nag named Molasses

7104

I bet $100 on a nag named Molasses
At the race I came prepared with my field glasses

7105

I bet $100 on a nag named Molasses
At the race I came prepared with my field glasses
Her name was ironic

7106

I bet $100 on a nag named Molasses
At the race I came prepared with my field glasses
Her name was ironic

She was quite supersonic

7107

I bet $100 on a nag named Molasses
At the race I came prepared with my field glasses
Her name was ironic
She was quite supersonic
She made all the other horses look like asses

Last weekend I went to the zoo

7108

Last weekend I went to the zoo

And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu

7109

Last weekend I went to the zoo

And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu

The gnu looked sad