Last weekend I went to the zoo
And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu
The gnu looked sad
Because its keeper had
Last weekend I went to the zoo
And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu
The gnu looked sad
Because its keeper had
A real talent for spreading the flu!
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I know I don’t say this enough
I know I don’t say this enough
But life as a gigolo’s tough
I know I don’t say this enough
But life as a gigolo’s tough
The money’s not good
I know I don’t say this enough
But life as a gigolo’s tough
The money’s not good
On demand I need wood
I know I don’t say this enough
But life as a gigolo’s tough
The money’s not good
On demand I need wood
And my ‘O-face’ is always a bluff
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach
Got rid of his COVID with bleach
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach
Got rid of his COVID with bleach
Because you can’t be sick
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach
Got rid of his COVID with bleach
Because you can’t be sick
With a pearly white dick
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach
Got rid of his COVID with bleach
Because you can’t be sick
With a pearly white dick
Leave it alone for a month, I beseech.
My wife, she said of my member
My wife, she said of my member
“Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler”
My wife, she said of my member
“Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler”
She uses a wrench
My wife, she said of my member
“Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler”
She uses a wrench
That makes my bung clench
My wife, she said of my member
“Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler”
She uses a wrench
That makes my bung clench
And I fear she will dismember
My erection lasted more than 4 hours
My erection lasted more than 4 hours
Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers
My erection lasted more than 4 hours
Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers
I went to the doctor
My erection lasted more than 4 hours
Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers
I went to the doctor
And could barely talk t’her
My erection lasted more than 4 hours
Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers
I went to the doctor
And could barely talk t’her
She looked like a young Stephanie Powers
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I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts
And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts
And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts
I refuse to be judged