I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts
And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts
I refuse to be judged
Nor be discouraged
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts
And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts
I refuse to be judged
Nor be discouraged
Sharing of my quirks just takes guts
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I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet
I slice a potato and fry it
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet
I slice a potato and fry it
A pinch of salt
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet
I slice a potato and fry it
A pinch of salt
A little malt
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet
I slice a potato and fry it
A pinch of salt
A little malt
It’s so good you really should try it
Jim sat at the poker table
Jim sat at the poker table
His bluffing was quite formid-able.
Jim sat at the poker table
His bluffing was quite formid-able
His one fatal tell
Jim sat at the poker table
His bluffing was quite formid-able
His one fatal tell
Is his nose turns pastel
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Jim sat at the poker table
His bluffing was quite formid-able
His one fatal tell
Is his nose turns pastel
If he has a royal flush, it turns sable
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream;
Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream.
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream;
Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream.
That the ice cream had melted
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream;
Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream.
That the ice cream had melted
On tires, double belted
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream;
Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream.
That the ice cream had melted
On tires, double belted
and then woke with a hideous scream
The tooth fairy is ripping me off
The tooth fairy is ripping me off
When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff
The tooth fairy is ripping me off
When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff
“That’s worth a dime, no more”
The tooth fairy is ripping me off
When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff
“That’s worth a dime, no more”
Smirked that gossamer whore!
The tooth fairy is ripping me off
When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff
“That’s worth a dime, no more”
Smirked that gossamer whore!
And pitched bicuspids and all in a trough
Don’t give me none of your lip
Don’t give me none of your lip
I have zero interest in your drip
Don’t give me none of your lip
I have zero interest in your drip
If you need a tissue