Don’t give me none of your lip
I have zero interest in your drip
If you need a tissue,
It’s not a big issue
Don’t give me none of your lip
I have zero interest in your drip
If you need a tissue,
It’s not a big issue
Not sorry, I shoot from the hip
Sophie hates back-to-school time
Sophie hates back-to-school time
All summer long she worked as a mime
Sophie hates back-to-school time
Even though she has Amazon Prime
Sophie hates back-to-school time
All summer long she worked as a mime
She was trapped in a box
Sophie hates back-to-school time
All summer long she worked as a mime
She was trapped in a box
So she reached in her socks
Sophie hates back-to-school time
All summer long she worked as a mime
She was trapped in a box
So she reached in her socks
For the key, and stayed there for all-time.
My TV won’t show me Fox news
My TV won’t show me Fox News
I am thus denied the right to choose
My TV won’t show me Fox News
I am thus denied the right to choose
Gotta go with Breitbart
My TV won’t show me Fox News
I am thus denied the right to choose
Gotta go with Breitbart
While I’m lighting my fart
My TV won’t show me Fox News
I am thus denied the right to choose
Gotta go with Breitbart
While I’m lighting my fart
So another ten brain cells I’ll lose.
As I carefully opened the door
As I carefully opened the door
Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore
As I carefully opened the door
Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore
Was an old timey wizard
As I carefully opened the door
Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore
Was an old timey wizard
astride a snaggletoothed lizard
As I carefully opened the door
Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore
Was an old timey wizard
Astride a snaggletoothed lizard
But I took him out with my claymore
As I charged the enemy bunker
As I charged the enemy bunker
I recalled words of the famous spelunker:
As I charged the enemy bunker
I recalled words of the famous spelunker:
Don’t fear the darkness
As I charged the enemy bunker
I recalled words of the famous spelunker:
Don’t fear the darkness
Sayeth Richard Harkness
As I charged the enemy bunker
I recalled words of the famous spelunker:
Don’t fear the darkness
Sayeth Richard Harkness
And watch out for Kaiser Bill’s Junker!
With the speed of autumnal molasses
With the speed of autumnal molasses
The Rock put his boot to some asses