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With the speed of autumnal molasses
The Rock put his boot to some asses
I smelled what he cooked

7171

With the speed of autumnal molasses
The Rock put his boot to some asses
I smelled what he cooked
And was instantly hooked

7172

With the speed of autumnal molasses
The Rock put his boot to some asses
I smelled what he cooked
And was instantly hooked
Dwayne Johnson knows how to please the masses

Krypto the Superdog is trouble

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Krypto the Superdog is trouble
Lack of neutering makes that double

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Krypto the Superdog is trouble
Lack of neutering makes that double
When he humps your leg

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Krypto the Superdog is trouble
Lack of neutering makes that double
When he humps your leg
For mercy you’ll beg

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Krypto the Superdog is trouble
Lack of neutering makes that double
When he humps your leg
For mercy you’ll beg
Before he reduces it to rubble

Superheroes sure are silly

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Superheroes sure are silly
They put costumes on, willy nilly!

7178

Superheroes sure are silly
They put costumes on, willy nilly!
They know how to sew

7179

Superheroes sure are silly
They put costumes on, willy nilly!
They know how to sew
A good skill to know

7180

Superheroes sure are silly
They put costumes on, willy nilly!
They know how to sew
A good skill to know
if your cape falls off and temps are chilly

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The devil went down to Miami

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The devil went down to Miami
Where he slyly tempted my grammy

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The devil went down to Miami
Where he slyly tempted my grammy
In his red Speedo

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The devil went down to Miami
Where he slyly tempted my grammy
In his red Speedo
He sparked her libido

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The devil went down to Miami
Where he slyly tempted my grammy
In his red Speedo
He sparked her libido
But the sex, so she said, was quite clammy

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I live on a one acre island

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I live on a one acre island
With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland

7186

nm whoops!

7187

I live on a one acre island
With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland
So when we’re feeling frisky

7188

I live on a one acre island
With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland
So when we’re feeling frisky
We each down 3 shots of whisky

7189

I live on a one acre island
With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland
So when we’re feeling frisky
We each down 3 shots of whisky
And boink in the sea, not on dry land.

My iPhone fell out of my boat