Loopy Limericks

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7190

My iPhone fell out of my boat
Now I dearly wish it could float

7191

My iPhone fell out of my boat
Now I dearly wish it could float
But then a friendly whale

7192

My iPhone fell out of my boat
Now I dearly wish it could float
But then a friendly whale
Gave a wave and did hail

7193

My iPhone fell out of my boat
Now I dearly wish it could float
But then a friendly whale
Gave a wave and did hail
and horked it up out of its throat

I swallowed two dimes and a quarter

7194

I swallowed two dimes and a quarter
Instead of buying a coin sorter

7195

I swallowed two dimes and a quarter
Instead of buying a coin sorter
It’s convenient and easy

7196

I swallowed two dimes and a quarter
Instead of buying a coin sorter
It’s convenient and easy
Though my tummy is queasy

7197

I swallowed two dimes and a quarter
Instead of buying a coin sorter
It’s convenient and easy
Though my tummy is queasy
'cuz they come out in the same order

All hope is lost, the end is near

7198

All hope is lost, the end is near
They are making my funeral bier

7199

All hope is lost, the end is near
They are making my funeral bier
Though I’m hardly dead yet

7200

All hope is lost, the end is near
They are making my funeral bier
Though I’m hardly dead yet
I’m just willing to bet

7201

All hope is lost, the end is near
They are making my funeral bier
Though I’m hardly dead yet
I’m just willing to bet
This Budweiser mug will be my last beer

I prefer a brew which is less filling

7202

I prefer a brew which is less filling
So I add some odd things when distilling

7203

I prefer a brew which is less filling
So I add some odd things when distilling
Mint, salt and cocaine

7204

I prefer a brew which is less filling
So I add some odd things when distilling
Mint, salt and cocaine
Which also helps with the pain

7205

I prefer a brew which is less filling
So I add some odd things when distilling
Mint, salt and cocaine
Which also helps with the pain
You can have some if you’re willing

There once was a young man from Guam

7206

There once was a young man from Guam
Who yelled, as he boarded a tram:

7207

There once was a young man from Guam
Who yelled, as he boarded a tram:
I need a good rhyme

7208

There once was a young man from Guam
Who yelled, as he boarded a tram:
I need a good rhyme
Else it’s a dire crime

7209

There once was a young man from Guam
Who yelled, as he boarded a tram:
I need a good rhyme
Else it’s a dire crime
I guess this one was a bomb.

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