Loopy Limericks

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“We can still head them off at the pass!”

7211

“We can still head them off at the pass!”
“If we get in gear our saggy ass!”

7212

“We can still head them off at the pass!”
“If we get in gear our saggy ass!”
"If my ass didn’t drag

7213

“We can still head them off at the pass!”
“If we get in gear our saggy ass!”
“If my ass didn’t drag
My pants wouldn’t sag.”

7214

“We can still head them off at the pass!”
“If we get in gear our saggy ass!”
“If my ass didn’t drag
My pants wouldn’t sag,”
Ben said to me with lots of sass.

The thing that I’ve found, about kittens,

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The thing that I’ve found, about kittens,
Is that it’s easy to become smitten

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The thing that I’ve found, about kittens,
Is that it’s easy to become smitten
They’ll climb up your leg

7217

The thing that I’ve found, about kittens,
Is that it’s easy to become smitten
They’ll climb up your leg
And get you to beg

7218

The thing that I’ve found, about kittens,
Is that it’s easy to become smitten
They’ll climb up your leg
And get you to beg
In a flash, they’ll unravel your mitten!

Only one thing I’ve found to be true:

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Only one thing I’ve found to be true:
When I need to go I can’t find a loo

7220

Only one thing I’ve found to be true:
When I need to go I can’t find a loo
So crosslegged I waddle

7221

Only one thing I’ve found to be true:
When I need to go I can’t find a loo
So crosslegged I waddle
And hurry, not dawdle

7222

Only one thing I’ve found to be true:
When I need to go I can’t find a loo
So crosslegged I waddle
And hurry, not dawdle
And occasionally say a prayer too

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An alien once abducted then probed me

7223

An alien once abducted then probed me
I only wish he’d disrobed me

7224

An alien once abducted then probed me
I only wish he’d disrobed me
Because what happened next

7225

An alien once abducted then probed me
I only wish he’d disrobed me
Because what happened next
Left me completely vexed

7226

An alien once abducted then probed me
I only wish he’d disrobed me
Because what happened next
Left me completely vexed
Now my pants are firmly enfolded in me

Last night I went to a strip club

7227

Last night I went to a strip club
And got pulled into a hot tub

7228

Last night I went to a strip club
And got pulled into a hot tub
Plied with drinks and dames

7229

Last night I went to a strip club
And got pulled into a hot tub
Plied with drinks and dames

My lens broke from my frames