Loopy Limericks

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Last night I went to a strip club
And got pulled into a hot tub
Plied with drinks and dames
My lens broke from my frames
Can’t see whether I’m dom or sub!

The cops tracked me down at my home

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The cops tracked me down at my home
Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome

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The cops tracked me down at my home
Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome
armed to the hilt

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The cops tracked me down at my home
Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome
armed to the hilt
someone’s gettin’ kill’t

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The cops tracked me down at my home
Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome
armed to the hilt
someone’s gettin’ kill’t
A famously fatal syndrome

My girl’s an interpretative dancer

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My girl’s an interpretative dancer
In other words, a fancy prancer

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My girl’s an interpretative dancer
In other words, a fancy prancer
But when she’s onstage

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My girl’s an interpretative dancer
In other words, a fancy prancer
But when she’s onstage
All you see is her age

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My girl’s an interpretative dancer
In other words, a fancy prancer
But when she’s onstage
All you see is her age
Despite all her A.I. enhancer!

I like to expose my true self

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I like to expose my true self
which I keep in a jar on the shelf

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I like to expose my true self
Which I keep in a jar on the shelf
She swims in formaldehyde

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I like to expose my true self
Which I keep in a jar on the shelf
She swims in formaldehyde
is sarcastic and snide

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I like to expose my true self
Which I keep in a jar on the shelf
She swims in formaldehyde
is sarcastic and snide
She is just as cute as an elf!

I am in love with my hound dog

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I am in love with my hound dog
Except when he tramps into the bog

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I am in love with my hound dog
Except when he tramps into the bog
He gets wet and dirty

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I am in love with my hound dog

Except when he tramps into the bog

He gets wet and dirty

And muddies my skirty

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I am in love with my hound dog
Except when he tramps into the bog
He gets wet and dirty
And muddies my skirty
As he then proceeds to hump a log

I am starting to wonder about my cat

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I am starting to wonder about my cat
While perched on my pillow, he shat

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I am starting to wonder about my cat
While perched on my pillow, he shat
It’s just very rude

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I am starting to wonder about my cat
While perched on my pillow, he shat
It’s just very rude
He’s really quite crude