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I am starting to wonder about my cat
While perched on my pillow, he shat
It’s just very rude
He’s really quite crude
but I like when he purrs and that’s that

There lives an old stripper named cookie

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There lives an old stripper named cookie
Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie

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There lives an old stripper named cookie
Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie
Their alliance was sordid

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There lives an old stripper named cookie
Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie
Their alliance was sordid
But greatly rewarded

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There lives an old stripper named cookie
Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie
Their alliance was sordid
But greatly rewarded
A day at the races that ended with nookie

My late mother was considered a saint

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My late mother was considered a saint
But she knew jokes that’d make you faint

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My late mother was considered a saint
But she knew jokes that’d make you faint
the “worst” one she had

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My late mother was considered a saint
But she knew jokes that’d make you faint
the “worst” one she had
About dancers unclad

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My late mother was considered a saint
But she knew jokes that’d make you faint
the “worst” one she had
About dancers unclad
I would say more but I must show restraint

There once was a guy who tweeted

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There once was a guy who tweeted
His search for true love was completed

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There once was a guy who tweeted
His search for true love was completed
He found her on Mars

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There once was a guy who tweeted
His search for true love was completed
He found her on Mars
working topless in bars

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There once was a guy who tweeted

His search for true love was completed

He found her on Mars

Working topless bars.

At Canaveral he had a rocket preheated.

This doofus, he so proudly displayed

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This doofus, he so proudly displayed
the fact that he had studied the blade

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This doofus, he so proudly displayed
the fact that he had studied the blade
Of his neighbor’s machete

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This doofus, he so proudly displayed
the fact that he had studied the blade
Of his neighbor’s machete
Which made his palms sweaty

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This doofus, he so proudly displayed
the fact that he had studied the blade
Of his neighbor’s machete
Which made his palms sweaty
He beheaded himself, I’m afraid.

Sometimes I don’t wear underpants

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Sometimes I don’t wear underpants
But at least they keep away the ants

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Sometimes I don’t wear underpants
But at least they keep away the ants
But I’m wary of ducks

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Sometimes I don’t wear underpants
But at least they keep away the ants
But I’m wary of ducks
and their quacks and their clucks