Sometimes I don’t wear underpants
But at least they keep away the ants
But I’m wary of ducks
And their quacks and their clucks
Not to mention their arcane chants
I joined a rather curious church
I joined a rather curious church
Which sells episcopal merch
I joined a rather curious church
Which sells episcopal merch
Like branded Bibles
I joined a rather curious church
Which sells Episcopal merch
Like branded Bibles
And blood libels
I joined a rather curious church
Which sells Episcopal merch
Like branded bibles
And blood libels
Employed by a man named Lurch.
His necktie got caught in a door
His necktie got caught in a door
Causing him to fall to the floor
His necktie got caught in a door
Causing him to fall to the floor
His neck all a-strangled
His necktie got caught in a door
Causing him to fall to the floor
His neck all a-strangled
His thumbs were both mangled
His necktie got caught in a door
Causing him to fall to the floor
His neck all a-strangled
His thumbs were both mangled
and his girlfriend didn’t want him no more
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple
But when they decided on a sextuple
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple
But when they decided on a sextuple
They queried the neighbors
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple
But when they decided on a sextuple
They queried the neighbors
and called in some favors
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple
But when they decided on a sextuple
They queried the neighbors
and called in some favors
'Til they looked three clones right in the pupil.
I once worked an assembling line
I once worked an assembling line
Making widgets in North Liechtenstein
I once worked an assembling line
Making widgets in North Liechtenstein
They were notably crap
I once worked an assembling line
Making widgets in North Liechtenstein
They were notably crap
But they helped incels fap
I once worked an assembling line
Making widgets in North Liechtenstein
They were notably crap
But they helped incels fap
And for that I guess they were fine
My teacher taught me about math
My teacher taught me about math
and sometimes joined me in the bath
My teacher taught me about math
and sometimes joined me in the bath
He was hung like the Hulk
My teacher taught me about math
and sometimes joined me in the bath
He was hung like the Hulk
green, not much bulk