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My teacher taught me about math
And sometimes joined me in the bath
He was hung like the Hulk
Green, not much bulk
A 5 trillion sperm count he hath

I am a rather strange hybrid

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I am a rather strange hybrid
Of hominid and katydid

7292

I am a rather strange hybrid
Of hominid and katydid
A cricket, I’m not

7293

I am a rather strange hybrid
Of hominid and katydid
A cricket, I’m not
Though Jiminy’s hot

7294

I am a rather strange hybrid
Of hominid and katydid
A cricket, I’m not
Though Jiminy’s hot
He soon got it on with a squid

My pet octopus has escaped!

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My pet octopus has escaped!
He’s no crusader but he’s caped

7296

My pet octopus has escaped!
He’s no crusader but he’s caped
He follows his gut

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My pet octopus has escaped!
He’s no crusader but he’s caped
He follows his gut
and busts his butt

7298

My pet octopus has escaped!
He’s no crusader but he’s caped
He follows his gut
and busts his butt
To find a pool that’s kidney-shaped

I love to eat at Taco Bell

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I love to eat at Taco Bell
The enchiritos are really swell

7300

I love to eat at Taco Bell
The enchiritos are really swell
As in my stomach bloats

7301

I love to eat at Taco Bell
The enchiritos are really swell
As in my stomach bloats
I remember how goats

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I love to eat at Taco Bell
The enchiritos are really swell
As in my stomach bloats
and begs for antidotes

7303

I love to eat at Taco Bell
The enchiritos are really swell
As in my stomach bloats
and begs for antidotes
Til my colon feels like a barbell

I told you, don’t pee in my pool!

7304

I told you, don’t pee in my pool!
Come on, man, that is not cool!

7305

I told you, don’t pee in my pool!
Come on, man, that is not cool!
I don’t swim in your john

7306

I told you, don’t pee in my pool!
Come on, man, that is not cool!
I don’t swim in your john
or poop on your lawn

7307

I told you, don’t pee in my pool!
Come on, man, that is not cool!
I don’t swim in your john
or poop on your lawn
So you’re breaking that big “Golden Rule!”

My window is covered with flies

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My window is covered with flies
That have grown to remarkable size

7309

My window is covered with flies
That have grown to remarkable size
They hold little signs