Loopy Limericks

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7310

My window is covered with flies
That have grown to remarkable size
They hold little signs
with adorable designs

7311

My window is covered with flies
That have grown to remarkable size
They hold little signs
with adorable designs
Sadly, they parrot MAGA lies

A burger is better with cheese

7312

A burger is better with cheese
And brown mustard, not yellow, please!

7313

A burger is better with cheese
And brown mustard, not yellow, please!
I want the bun toasted

7314

A burger is better with cheese
And brown mustard, not yellow, please!
I want the bun toasted
And the Poodle roasted

7315

And brown mustard, not yellow, please!
I want the bun toasted
And the Poodle roasted
(to kill all the ticks and the fleas)

My mother gave birth in a disco

7316

My mother gave birth in a disco
In the red-light district of San Francisco

7317

My mother gave birth in a disco
In the red-light district of San Francisco
I dropped out to the beat

7318

My mother gave birth in a disco
In the red-light district of San Francisco
I dropped out to the beat
and bounced to the street

7319

My mother gave birth in a disco
In the red-light district of San Francisco
I dropped out to the beat
and bounced to the street
And was slathered in oh, so much Crisco!

There once was a girl from Nashville

7320

There once was a girl from Nashville
who owes me a pile of cash still

7321

There once was a girl from Nashville
who owes me a pile of cash still
She better have my money

7322

There once was a girl from Nashville
who owes me a pile of cash still
She better have my money
or it’s curtains for her bunny

7323

There once was a girl from Nashville
Who owes me a pile of cash still
She better have my money
Or it’s curtains for her bunny
As it is its guts that I shall spill

Gloom despair and agony on me

7324

Gloom despair and agony on me
That’s the side I let no one see

7325

Gloom despair and agony on me
That’s the side I let no one see
I grin like a monkey

7326

Gloom despair and agony on me
That’s the side I let no one see
I grin like a monkey
Though my soul feels gunky

7327

Gloom despair and agony on me
That’s the side I let no one see
I grin like a monkey
Though my soul feels gunky
But mostly I just have to pee

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I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls

7328

I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls
To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls

7329

I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls
To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls
That was a waste of time