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I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls
To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls
That was a waste of time
And she treats me like slime

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I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls
To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls
That was a waste of time
And she treats me like slime
From Kristi Noem licking Trump’s balls

I can’t wait to hear your excuse

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I can’t wait to hear your excuse

for hijacking that spruce caboose

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I can’t wait to hear your excuse
for hijacking that spruce caboose
That is no euphemism;

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I can’t wait to hear your excuse
for hijacking that spruce caboose
That is no euphemism;
I don’t want your solipsism

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I can’t wait to hear your excuse
For hijacking that spruce caboose
That is no euphemism;
I don’t want your solipsism
Or your dropping of a verbal deuce

Hitler has only got one ball

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Hitler has only got one ball
It’s framed and mounted in the hall

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Hitler has only got one ball
It’s framed and mounted in the hall
It’s a sight to see

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Hitler has only got one ball
It’s framed and mounted in the hall
It’s a sight to see
As it’s as small as a bee

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Hitler has only got one ball
It’s framed and mounted in the hall
It’s a sight to see
As it’s as small as a bee
Want to see it? Give me a call!

Joe was craving a rootbeer float

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Joe was craving a root beer float
It felt good while going down his throat

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Joe was craving a root beer float
It felt good while going down his throat
He wanted another

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Joe was craving a root beer float
It felt good while going down his throat
He wanted another
Plus one for his brother

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Joe was craving a root beer float
It felt good while going down his throat
He wanted another
Plus one for his brother
But they couldn’t avoid the bloat

Among my siblings I am the black sheep

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Among my siblings I am the black sheep
I’m a bully and kind of a creep

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Among my siblings I am the black sheep
I’m a bully and kind of a creep
But my one saving grace

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Among my siblings I am the black sheep
I’m a bully and kind of a creep
But my one saving grace
I make a fine bouillabaisse

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Among my siblings I am the black sheep
I’m a bully and kind of a creep
But my one saving grace
I make a fine bouillabaisse
But my assholishness is bone deep

When my name is called, my first thought

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When my name is called, my first thought
is “Do I answer or do I not?”

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When my name is called, my first thought
is “Do I answer or do I not?”
I don’t like to talk