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7350

When my name is called, my first thought
Is “Do I answer or do I not?”
I don’t like to talk
Else my classmates will gawk

7351

When my name is called, my first thought
Is “Do I answer or do I not?”
I don’t like to talk
Else my classmates will gawk
At flaucht, claught, and straucht-- I’m a Scot!

If you must know, I came here from Prague

7352

If you must know, I came here from Prague
and I’ve found every moment a drag

7353

If you must know, I came here from Prague
and I’ve found every moment a drag
I cannot speak Czech

7354

If you must know, I came here from Prague
and I’ve found every moment a drag
I cannot speak Czech
Nor even Slovek

(hey, if “drag” can rhyme with “Prague”…)

7355

If you must know, I came here from Prague
and I’ve found every moment a drag
I cannot speak Czech
Nor even Slovek
Even their breakfast was a slog

For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs

7356

For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs
With a bottle of Port and two kegs

7357

For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs
With a bottle of Port and two kegs
One Hershey Bar

7358

For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs
With a bottle of Port and two kegs
One Hershey Bar
Then a Cuban cigar

7359

For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs
With a bottle of Port and two kegs
One Hershey Bar
Then a Cuban cigar
Then use an ottoman to rest my legs

My girl walked barefoot on the beach

7360

My girl walked barefoot on the beach
Then she stopped and let out a screech

7361

My girl walked barefoot on the beach
Then she stopped and let out a screech
She stepped on a sea urchin

7362

My girl walked barefoot on the beach
Then she stopped and let out a screech
She stepped on a sea urchin
She started lurchin’

7363

My girl walked barefoot on the beach
Then she stopped and let out a screech
She stepped on a sea urchin
She started lurchin’
Her toe was as fat as a peach

I heard a rumor he was dead

7364

I heard a rumor he was dead
It started with a bump on the head

7365

I heard a rumor he was dead
It started with a bump on the head
Delivered with force

7366

I heard a rumor he was dead
It started with a bump on the head
Delivered with force
On the golf course

7367

I heard a rumor he was dead
It started with a bump on the head
Delivered with force
On the golf course
Sadly the news was misread

My mother didn’t give me affection

7368

My mother didn’t give me affection
In my life, joy evaded detection.

7369

My mother didn’t give me affection
In my life, joy evaded detection.
And Daddy didn’t care