John and Paul, a great contrast of styles
John’s clothes were hung neatly, Paul’s were in piles
George wore hand-me-downs
Paul glittering bridal gowns
John and Paul, a great contrast of styles
John’s clothes were hung neatly, Paul’s were in piles
George wore hand-me-downs
Paul glittering bridal gowns
Recorded in FBI files.
Armani was known for good suits
Armani was known for good suits
Le Petomane, for his excellent toots.
Armani was known for good suits
Le Petomane, for his excellent toots
Napoleon had his hats
Armani was known for good suits
Le Petomane, for his excellent toots
Napoleon had his hats
Willard raised rats
Armani was known for good suits
Le Petomane, for his excellent toots
Napoleon had his hats
Willard raised rats
And Fidel had his trademark cheroots!
She whispered these words in my ear
She whispered these words in my ear
“Budweiser is the king of beer”
She whispered these words in my ear
“Budweiser is the king of beer”
Then in went her tongue
She whispered these words in my ear
“Budweiser is the king of beer”
Then in went her tongue
And a chilli (which stung)
She whispered these words in my ear
“Budweiser is the king of beer”
Then in went her tongue
And a chilli (which stung)
And 'wig, which triggered my fear!
Superman loves our yellow sun
Superman loves our yellow sun
The tan he gets is second to none
Superman loves our yellow sun
The tan he gets is second to none
Supergirl likes hers red
Superman loves our yellow sun
The tan he gets is second to none
Supergirl likes hers red
“What a rebel!” I said
Superman loves our yellow sun
The tan he gets is second to none
Supergirl likes hers red
“What a rebel!” I said
Your cousin could be more fun
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I believe in the power of love
I believe in the power of love
So I sent my lover a dove
I believe in the power of love
So I sent my lover a dove
She bit off its head
I believe in the power of love
So I sent my lover a dove
She bit off its head
So to calm her, I said
I believe in the power of love
So I sent my lover a dove
She bit off its head
So to calm her, I said
“Hey, another bird that we’re rid of’
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I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst
I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst
Should I pinch it and give it a twist?
I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst
Should I pinch it and give it a twist?
Or lance with a pin?