Loopy Limericks

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7410

I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst
Should I pinch it and give it a twist?
Or lance with a pin?
Or burn off the skin

7411

I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst
Should I pinch it and give it a twist?
Or lance with a pin?
Or burn off the skin
Or go see a dermatologist?

Betty loves a red-headed guy

7412

Betty loves a red-headed guy
('Though I’m fairly sure it’s a dye)

7413

Betty loves a red-headed guy
('Though I’m fairly sure it’s a dye)
His name is Archie

7414

Betty loves a red-headed guy
('Though I’m fairly sure it’s a dye)
His name is Archie
And he lives in Karachi

7415

Betty loves a red-headed guy
('Though I’m fairly sure it’s a dye)
His name is Archie
And he lives in Karachi
In a small hut on mountain high

I once tried to climb Mount Everest

7416

I once tried to climb Mount Everest
I heard the view up there is the best

7417

I once tried to climb Mount Everest
I heard the view up there is the best
But I tripped on a corpse

7418

I once tried to climb Mount Everest
I heard the view up there is the best
But I tripped on a corpse;
The thin air, one’s mind warps;

7419

I once tried to climb Mount Everest
I heard the view up there is the best
But I tripped on a corpse;
The thin air, one’s mind warps;
and I left feeling rather depressed

Everything I own is in my back pocket

7420

Everything I own is in my back pocket
Including my three sixteenths socket

7421

Everything I own is in my back pocket
Including my three sixteenths socket
Plus my pet bumblebee

7422

Everything I own is in my back pocket
Including my three sixteenths socket
Plus my pet bumblebee
And my wife the banshee

7423

Everything I own is in my back pocket
Including my three sixteenths socket
Plus my pet bumblebee
And my wife the banshee
When they buzz and they scream I just block it.

Oh my lord! I’m horribly late

7424

Oh my lord! I’m horribly late
I’m left pounding my fists on the gate

7425

Oh my lord! I’m horribly late
I’m left pounding my fists on the gate
As the Titanic sails away

7426

Oh my lord! I’m horribly late
I’m left pounding my fists on the gate
As the Titanic sails away
I fall to my knees and pray

7427

Oh my lord! I’m horribly late
I’m left pounding my fists on the gate
As the Titanic sails away
I fall to my knees and pray
That it will be back. I can wait.

There once was a boy named Robby

7428

There once was a boy named Robby
With a most lascivious hobby

7429

There once was a boy named Robby
With a most lascivious hobby
He cuddled with squirrels