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There once was a boy named Robby
With a most lascivious hobby
He cuddled with squirrels
And dressed them like girls

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There once was a boy named Robby
With a most lascivious hobby
He cuddled with squirrels
And dressed them like girls
You can see some right now in the lobby

My doctor sez I have the big “C”

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My doctor sez I have the big “C”
Never thought it would happen to me

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My doctor sez I have the big “C”
Never thought it would happen to me
But there is one upside

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My doctor sez I have the big “C”
Never thought it would happen to me
But there is one upside
It keeps me supplied

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My doctor sez I have the big “C”
Never thought it would happen to me
But there is one upside
It keeps me supplied
From the local pot dispensary.

Never have I ever kissed a girl

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Never have I ever kissed a girl
But I did have relations with a squirrel

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Never have I ever kissed a girl
But I did have relations with a squirrel
She liked to nibble my toe

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Never have I ever kissed a girl
But I did have relations with a squirrel
She liked to nibble my toe
I nicknamed her Flo

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Never have I ever kissed a girl
But I did have relations with a squirrel
She liked to nibble my toe
I nicknamed her Flo
If you have the chance give one a whirl

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There’s a potato growing in my ear

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There’s a potato growing in my ear
And a corn cob sticking out my rear

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There’s a potato growing in my ear
And a corn cob sticking out my rear
I’m a walking farm

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There’s a potato growing in my ear
And a corn cob sticking out my rear
I’m a walking farm
It’s part of my charm

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There’s a potato growing in my ear
And a corn cob sticking out my rear
I’m a walking farm
It’s part of my charm
Pull my finger, I’ll fart you a beer

My wife never did like my cooking

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My wife never did like my cooking
Over my shoulder she was looking

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My wife never did like my cooking
Over my shoulder she was looking
I used too much salt

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My wife never did like my cooking
Over my shoulder she was looking
I used too much salt
But that’s not my fault

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My wife never did like my cooking
Over my shoulder she was looking
I used too much salt
But that’s not my fault
My hobby’s always been rug hooking

I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard

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I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard
Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard

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I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard
Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard
and under the seat